god i miss when hockey literally didnt mean a shit to me ๐ญ
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brock unavailable for game 7 and possibly the next seriesโฆ. highway looking real comfy tn
i literally feel undesirable but in a peaceful way its wack
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โผ๏ธ Uh oh โผ๏ธ
the songs that you listened to at the lowest point in your life are starting to be comforting again!
proceed with caution!
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLp2oc6s/
SIMON SIMON SIMOM SIMOM SIMOMMMMMMNNNNN PLS PLS PLD PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS OME.CHNAVE
HELLOOOOO YEA ABSOLUTELY
someone said trend not over till i do it aND EXACTLY RIGHTโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
im 5โ8 and the last time i gen felt this height diff was w my classmate who was 6โ4. literally first time i had to tip my head up to meet someones eyes. it was so sick n twisted that my brain found that attractive
thinking about this w simon makes me sooo weak.
heโs just so big in every aspect; heโs bulky and tall. thick in the right areasโrobust thighs and rock-hard biceps, but also pudgy stomach and soft waist. heโs towering over you, and it is so intimidatingly appealing.
the way simon has you tipping your head up even when heโs already bent forward to you so that the two of you can share hushed words to each other?? yeah (<3)
itโs also why his hand always falls on the small of your back instead because itโs the easiest reach; he doesnโt need to bend his arm up or anythin like that.
and just the way heโs also always behind you when you two are in a crowded room?? never just beside you but right there behind you, with your ass pressed flush to his crotch and his arm hooked around your waist, his palm falling atop your belly. you two just slot into each otherโs spaces like thatโso natural, itโs like breathing in air.
fucking tank of a lighthouse this guy is
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i'm on a virgin reader kick which somehow led me to coupling that w former chief conservation officer/retired alpha John Price. so. you know. shoot me. or something.
making smores in the oven fucks actually
Anonymous asked:
The hockey stare always gets me!! ๐๐ bein knocked around jus does that same with rugby lmaoooo
hockey/rugby stare is so real omg ๐ญ theyre just tryna survive atp n preserve the remaining brain cell that wasnt knocked out of their skulls its dead funny
hhhhave yall seen that videos of players protecting their goalies and throwing hands when their goalies get tackled? mmm thimking thoumts
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watching playoffs with hockey player simon and he just goes, โwrong move.โ and he wonโt even expound on it when you ask him what he means, not because heโs an ass but because he genuinely canโt explain it properly, his words failing him now. heโd just point at the previous play and grunt, his hand moving about like he doesnโt even know why itโs wrong, just that it is, and itโs then you get another glimpse of why heโs known as a goddamn genius.
it makes you more in awe of him :((
he just starts โyou know when they eh. they do the thing like urgh the one like THERE SEE THAT DURING THE REPLAY ITS WRONGโ
he gives up explaining and just pulls out his lumber to show you how to manoeuvre the damned thing and is like, โwatch the biscuit yeah?โ and thereโs no actual puck so youโre just staring at the carpet trying to imagine what the hell is going on. then he twists, fakes a turn, and pretends to shoot.
โsee โat?โ
โuhm,โ you say. โsure, yeah.โ
not a single thought behind those eyes
im v normal about him actually ๐๐ผ
watching playoffs with hockey player simon and he just goes, โwrong move.โ and he wonโt even expound on it when you ask him what he means, not because heโs an ass but because he genuinely canโt explain it properly, his words failing him now. heโd just point at the previous play and grunt, his hand moving about like he doesnโt even know why itโs wrong, just that it is, and itโs then you get another glimpse of why heโs known as a goddamn genius.
it makes you more in awe of him :((
WE LOST????? NO WTH NOOOO!!! dude ill fight the other team, dw ill brb !
also OOOO YAYYY PRETTY SHIRT! im glad u pampered urself, MWAHH!!!
1-5 LIL BRO ๐ญ it was a mow down, i felt physically ill watching it. manifesting and praying and hoping and everything that game 7 is our teamโs victoryโhome ice too!!!
AWW THANK U TEEHEE <33 i wish i can show it to u but alas i chucked it in the washer. hby? have u treated urself w something good today my love?
mwah mwah mwah!!
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iโm gonna need everyone (me) to stay calm! have faith (i am a pessimist at my core) just breathe (i am physically ill)