some spellbooks belonging to very different wizards✨ i really like the idea of spellbooks matching the spellcasters they belong to👀
Baal every morning
My curse is that I have so much bottled up oc lore but can only talk about it when someone asks very specific questions about my characters
[magical girl transformation but i just turn into a clown]
NSFW Tumblr users who haven’t been terminated after December 17th:
honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over
All of Hozier’s songs are about how he’s a revenant fueled only by the power of a woman. Meanwhile all of Florence’s songs are about being a powerful witch. What I’m saying is, I’m pretty sure Florence Welch summoned Hozier from a peat bog. In this essay I will
where’s the rest of the essay, OP
I live in a lawless household
My brother made this god damn abomination, which, by the way, is straight-cut fries on top of 2 cans of ravioli on top of crinkle-cut fries. He really took 3 whole entire items of food that were completely edible on their own and turned it into this fucking mess by slapping them on top of eachother and putting it into the oven. Things I can relate this to (upon discussing with my best friend and then my bf):
- A human right’s violation
- Listening to every Evanescence song all at once
- The failed human transmutation that Ed and Al did
- A winning entry into Worst Cooks in America
- Inspiration for Iggy Azalea raps
- Worse than Kamina dying in TTGG
Feel free to add, with the knowledge also that it has been out and exposed for over 24 hours with him still consuming it.
*applies chapstick for 15 minutes while staring at a wall absentmindedly*
Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
this worked last night lets go for round two
In your 20s, you’re a snack.
In your 30s, you’re a bombshell.
In your 40s, you’re a vixen.
In your 50s+, you’re THAT bitch.
Don’t let gross men and the media make you believe beauty ends in your early twenties.
not all men are sexist you dumbass
Op literally said that this was about /gross/ men specifically in the post and you still had to pull a “not all men” huh
It’s so weird how people are going around saying “Oh MYGOD I’m gOnna hate this halloween becausE LITTLE fucking kiDs are going to D R E S S U P as fortNITE skins and do those FUCKING dances”
It’s just like, Oh no, kids are going out to have fun…on a holiday meant for kids…..doing as kids do…the absolute madness of it all……….
writing something without autocorrect