YEAH... Franky would misunderstand it hahahhaah
corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures
For Science, I need to know....
This is not about who YOU prefer. This is about who you think scores more dates/gets laid more often (if any).
Matching father-son coats? You wanna see me cry?
PLEASE LOOK AT HIS SON, HE IS VERY PROUD!
'Adapt and evolve', that is the way of the charming swordsman.
One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.
Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man
if you told diogenes the cynic about being trans he'd be like "lol that's a sick troll you're epic" and you'd be like "diogenes no i'm serious" and he'd be like "lol that's even better lmao those guys are so mad about it" and then he'd start going by new original neopronouns every single day specifically to piss off the whole symposium
I just had an idea for a really dumb comedy sketch where a transphobe starts ranting about what really makes a women a woman, and diogenes returns each time with a different cis woman or outwardly femme intersex person that doesn't meet the criteria saying "behold, a man!"
"a woman has XX chromosomes"
*Diogenes with an androgen insensitive XY cis woman*: behold, a man!
"Nono, a woman can bear children!"
*Diogenes with someone who has medical complications associated with pregnancy*: "behold, a man!"
"nono, a woman produces the large gamete"
*Diogenes with a postmenopausal cis woman* "behold, a man!"
Trans Rights With Diogenes! coming to PBS
Some idiot: only women can produce eggs!
*Diogenes holds up a chicken* Behold! A woman!
Huh. So I randomly remembered Croc is pretty much Italian.
choosing to live my life such that one day my wikipedia article has this section
how many reblogs should I let this get to before I reveal that the screenshot came from the wikipedia article on Jar Jar Binks
2 of them want buggy dead the other wants to honk his stoopid red nose <3
Mihawk’s actor responding to a mishanks fanart w a minions gif…….. I love him so much
PUNIC WARS THREE
PUNIC WARS FOUR
Every time you add another punic war to this post a time traveller goes back and makes it real for the bit
Parenting AU
Father-daughter behaviour