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As cool as zero degrees! // Spreading positive vibes since the '20s! šŸ’•
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even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

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eatsleepcrap

*straightens calculator*

Itā€™s pretty likely that itā€™s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ā€˜nā€™ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Unless an alarm goes off if you donā€™t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

well ā€˜technicallyā€™ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

No, no, no. Donā€™t base your deductions of psychology. Letā€™s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, thereā€™s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

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Sherlock out.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end itā€¦.

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

And thatā€™s why we have a John Watson.

This is ā€œtop 10 favorite postsā€ level.

this is fucking awesome

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Lazytown: On

Sportarobbie: Shipped

Dick: Out

I AM REMOVED FROM THE FANDOM

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poyzn

What a time to be alive.

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND Ā FUCK YOU MOREOS

ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen

I almost didnt reblog but I started laughing so hard at the drawing posted under it I couldnt pass it up.Ā 

omg itā€™s the real post, it exists! life complete

We shouldnā€™t have the power

An artifact!!

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avalypuff

so I was looking at pics of Team Skullā€™s base, HQ, whatever it is.

It looks pretty cool. You can see Guzmaā€™s got a lot of bottles and shit, and he has some serious talent as an interior designer, andā€“ waitā€¦Ā 

what isā€¦?

omgā€¦

reblog this post to bless your hive of Scum and Villainy

time to pick up crosstitch again.

I made a pattern if anyone wants to use itā€¦

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Reeses: The other day, I lost my dear rival, Kitkats
Johhny Kitkats: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD
Reeses: Sometimes I can still hear his voice...
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whoā€™s ready to die!?

No one??? What is happening? Donā€™t kill anyone???

you accepted to kill with me~

sour patch and crush are DEAD

BBQ WHY WHAT THE HELL WHY WOUKD YOU DO THAT

youā€™re next~

heheheheheheheh

Bbq why friend? Why the ever loving FUCK would you do this?

it feels.. so goodā€¦. to KILL! *pulls out the knife and pins you down*

ā€¦ *backs away* not getting involved this timeā€¦

not againā€¦

*leaves*

ā€¦

ā€¦i feel badā€¦

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Iā€™m drawing thisĀ 

Taking selfie: meĀ 

Winking for selfie: @fried-chicken-officialĀ 

Drowning: @unofficialchipsahoyĀ 

Reblog/message/ask me and Iā€™ll edit the post of you want to be in it

Can I be the one staring at the sun

Could I be the one holding the paper?

can I be the one pushing their cheeks together in the selfie??

can I be the one angrily staring at the paper

Im the sandcastle

Can I be the sun

Can I be the short one in the selfie?

Can I be the pissed of one in the back of the selfie?

Can I be the disgusted one under the umbrella?

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When my momā€™s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship.Ā 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me ā€œiā€™ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girlā€ and gave me a look as if to say ā€œchat her upā€.Ā 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over ā€œto watch a movieā€ and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

simplypurkey

That last story is worth reblogging

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gluetun

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE Iā€™D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart ass is gonna ruin your life

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