It's MITSUKI HORENAKE TIME!

Spot the Main Character

who is that girl I see? staring straight back at me

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Link?

yeah it was link

best tumblr glitch of all time 

When writing couples, I like to use the Kiss Rule:

damn tho

For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5am on the day I can sleep in.

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

Can we please talk about how damn funny this scene is?

holy shit

transcription: “dude if he fucks up mac and che- … GARFIELD? GARFIELD!? NO! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? BEEL GATES? NO, wuh-WAIT, THAT’S MY GAMECUBE YOU BITCH!!!! huoAHWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? hWAIT NO GARFIELD IS ON FIRE… DIO! NO! WH

*sees the way an artist draws mouths* Oh, so you're like HORNY horny.

God you're so right

my groupchat tried the creeper meme and it..went a little out of hand. 

IS THIS WHAT A STROKE FEELS LIKE???? I THINK THIS OS A STROKE??!?!!

Cinderella (1950)

This. This moment is the most important in the movie. This is when the Prince falls for her - he was infatuated before but he clearly thought that the reason Cinderella was around him was because he was the Prince, but when he discovered she has no clue, he realised that she stayed and talked and spent the whole night with him because she likes who he was as a person - not his title. Not only that but he liked her; we don’t know what they talked about, but we can imagine it must have been interesting and nice to last a whole night so we know she just have said something that made him want to stay around her too. That’s why he wanted to find her, not cause she was pretty (I mean the guy couldn’t even remember her face and went off a shoe for God’s sake - which gives me a theory that the Prince has Prosopagnosia AKA face blindness) but because she liked him not his title, and he liked whoever she was, rich or poor.

The prince has face blindness and dumbass disease ok? He’s trying his best!

I’ve seen the last two stills everywhere but I feel like it’s important to know he was talking about student debt. 

#academia

clint barton is a mass murderer. y’all wouldn’t hop off bucky’s ass for being brainwashed, manipulated, and tortured into an assassin but clint goes around the world WILLINGLY playing judge and executioner and mercilessly killing dozens but that’s ok bc he was sad about his family?? he’s an emotional bitch oopsie woopsie but now that his wife is back its time to go to the farm, to his normal life, no repercussions?? HELLO???

i have a feeling you don’t like frank castle

He was hunting down and dismantelling sex trafficking rings, killing rapists and people who sell other people into slavery. Isn’t that the stuff Tumblr always fantasizes about doing?