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golddragon387
“our breakup may have been bad but I saw what you went through afterwards and YEESH”

Luka: I can’t believe she wouldn’t even put any effort into-

Marinette: **eats an akuma**

Luka:

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ace attorney is legitimately one of the funniest series out there. first game you go in fine. trial one everythings normal its exactly what you expect from a lawyer game. second trial not only does your mentor get killed but her little sister confirms that psychic powers do in fact exist and it is played completely straight for the rest of the series. fantastic.

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neil-gaiman

Do you know how to write a character that is smarter than you? idk if that makes sense but like... if I wanted there to be witty character in my story, when I'm not a very witty person myself. Or someone who was just exceedingly wise. I don't have a whole lot of wisdom.

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You don't. But you have time. Witty people say funny things on the spur of the moment. You have ages to think of the perfect thing for them to say. Brilliant people caught in a trap can think fast and come up with a plan to escape. You as the writer have all the time you need -- and you can design the trap in a way that allows them to get free from it in the first place.

And you have the whole of knowledge at your fingertips... you can research the thing that they just happen to know.

You don't have to write the wisest person in the world. They just have to be the wisest person that the reader has encountered right then...

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Bumper stickers shouldn’t be like political opinions and fandoms. They should solely be facts about you and you’re driving that other driver’s might like to know. I want a bumper sticker that says “I’m scared of left turns and I know you can make a right on red but this car doesn’t turn so good in the rain so we’re gonna wait until it’s green.” They’ll still honk but I’ll know I’ve pled my case before my peers.

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ectonurites
Anonymous asked:

If Batman and Robin are partners but Batman can fire Robin then I think Robin should be able to fire Batman

I agree, I think Damian should be the first Robin to try to officially instate this rule

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DC, please.

Damian: Father, your standards are slipping. You're fired. I have decided to reinstate Grayson to be my Batman.

Bruce: .....

Dick: *crackled sob voice* Babybird. I knew you loved me best!

This is exactly the kind of content I need to see from DC

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Alya sends Adrien a text like “hey sunshine Nino and I are stepping out for a bit can you look after the baby while we’re gone?” and Adrien is like “you and Nino have a baby? Aren’t we in high school?” as if thats the only thing wrong with that statement but then Alya sends him a pic of Marinette curled up on a beanbag chair with a “she’s finally asleep 😌” and Adrien just responds “I will protect the baby with my life

Chat Noir singlehandedly bodying an Akuma while yelling SHE IS TRYING TO SLEEP YOU BUTTERFLY BASTARD

He accidentally says it like “THE BABY IS FINALLY ASLEEP, YOU ASS” and the next day the Parisian tabloids are like “Ladybug and Chat Noir—Recent Parents???” and speculating that Scarabella and all of the recent illusions have just been ways to hide Ladybug’s pregnancy belly

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inimoo

i m going to write s fic abiut this ine day and no ine can stop me

i wasnt lying btw

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I just saw someone accuse a lesbian author of queerbaiting for her book series that’s chock full of canonically queer characters just because no one ever kisses or explicitly says they want to kiss anyone of the same gender in the first book, So here’s a reminder that not all queer media has to be romance, queer characters can still be good representation if they’re single, and it is literally impossible for a piece of media to queerbait with canonically queer characters.

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