Vegeta manlet real

i love a woman who can kick my ass

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

its like this

addendum

addendum 2: i have been informed that leed the orc girl is also 14

in bed absolutely fucked up on pillow and blanky

there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man i'm so tired today for some reason

omg no girl dont call yourself a gold star lesbian and thereby participate in terf / radfem ideologies of ''proper lesbianism'' youre so sexy haha

noooo girlyyy dont use the term that was popularized by terf and radfems to showcase the fact youre a ''pure'' dyke untouched by the ''evil men and/or fake lesbos and/or evil tgirls'' nooo youre so hot <333

NO GIRL DONT USE THAT RADFEM TERM WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING ITS PROPER MEANING IN MODERN DYKE SPACES YOURE SO. PRETTY. PLEASE GIRL. AHA.

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

monkeycatluna on ig

the cruncherrrrrrrrrrrrr

I think this might be a masterpiece

lmaooo

We love to see it

#oh my god#all of them???

Yes! All of them! It's not a defect, it's a design flaw! They made an accelerator pedal that can accidentally wedge itself down flat!