So I guess update since you last saw me, I got to see Red Velvet perform live, Loona perform live, Beyoncé perform live and then I went to the US where I did 6 states in 2 weeks and saw some friends get married, went to a furry bowling convention and generally had a great time? Also like so much fucking D&D. So much.
my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that
it fucking sucks how you can do all the therapy and self healing in the world and you still have to wake up living under a capitalist death cult that's killed community and crushes your soul
congrats you want to live and be happy
bad news the world doesn't want that for you
I'll still love fully and crawl to hope until my body gives out anyway I guess
everyone hates my thin and meager stew
soup
they calling my thin and meager stew a soup now im fucking ruined
the internal tension between being a prickly judgemental cunt and someone who loves people to the point of tears has resulted in a maxim i like to call Everyone Is Beautiful and I Hate Them So Much
women learned about the concept of love languages and never stfu
I hope our baby’s love language is acts of service
this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one
No cuz I fucking love this sign. It’s not an actual barrier so it’s not like some sort of challenge it simply says “fuck around and you will find out”
Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones
(Context for the last one: it’s a WWII era sign posted around the soldiers’ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. “Loose lips sink ships”.)
I also love these two, which I would place in the category of “You already fucked around, now you’re about to find out.”
Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.
ive been collecting these recently and wanted to add some of my favorites
Official ominous signs
while i did a gifset to showcase an armour set, i was also intrigued by just how different the animation is for the wizard class vs gale's unique animation:
wizard class animation
gale's unique animation
it's amazing to see not only just how quickly gale performs the somatic component of the spell, but also his efficiency of movement compared to the standard wizard animation.
there's a world of difference here, the difference between a wizard vs a prodigy, an archwizard and chosen.
boyfriends 🥰
I need to be a slut this summer
Oh no I'm thinking about giving head again
POV: you're my phone and you slipped off my hand in shower but I was fast and caught you
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TRAs be like: Are you gay as in bisexual or gay as in transphobic
#meanwhile they’re gay as in straight