Can’t believe people used to make fun of the shoplifting haul girls on here we literally owe everything to them

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

According to an israeli journalist, the israeli government paid for a massive Eurovision televoting campaign

"percy is the kind one with humanity and a free thinker who always does what's right and fair and Shows Annabeth The Way because annabeth is the cold one who struggles with emotions but is booksmart with only knowledge about the mythological world and a mean bitch even if it's unintentional-"

it's funny, I was talking to someone last night who didn't really know what an illustrator was. so when I introduced myself as one, he gave a speech that would've probably gone over well with a gallery artist, but which was precision-tailored to make any illustrator within a 50 mile radius go into eyes-glowing-red kill mode.

his speech was about how there is a difference between craft and art, and how people can practice craft (as in, skillfully execute a painting) without it having any artistic merit.

so I'm someone who gets paid to paint waffles for restaurant menus and dinosaurs for museums exhibits, and AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! you can't make art without it being something something you've made. does that make sense? like every illustrator I know has an individual way of approaching any given imagery that is informed by a lifetime of inspiration, and of passive intake of culture, and of the specific mistakes they make because of whatever their particular mass of grey matter deems as important thing to render or unimportant, just fuck it up.

I can make something that is informed by both a century of Canadian print-making and by my own particular neurosis, and it can also be commissioned commercial imagery that I regurgitate without care because I want to pay my mortgage. everything is art, nothing isn't art, art is something sticky and impossible to shake off of you.

anyway he got very wide-eyed and said "I'm sorry if I offended you," so today I feel a bit bad for having gotten so, uh.... excited.

also here's my waffle drawing, I'm really happy with it

bees?

to elaborate:

- her parents didn't belive she was hearing "monsters" in the walls. it was 60,000 bees

- she is 3 years old

- her parents gave her a spray bottle to "spray away the monsters". it was 60,000 bees

- they didn't belive her for 8 minths

- removal cost them $20,000 BECAUSE IT WAS 60,000 BEES!!!!!!

My average writing experience:

"Alright I think I'm almost done actually-"

*Google doc grows second health bar and a choir starts singing in latin*

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Dear god please let housing become affordable here and please make this force the thousands of sitting-duck properties re-enter the market at drastically reduced prices for native families to be able to purchase and then live in their homeland 😭 kū kia‘i ‘āina

FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸.

2021 even

This isn't a bug, this is intentional

Every hyper-specific law tells a story like this one

I love the first season of atla

dark science beyond belief

[ID: A spanish copy of the book I'm Glad My Mom Died by Jeanette McCurdy listed under a Mother's Day promotion /End ID]

Irreplaceable

Sanji’s still working through his self worth issues, but that’s okay, Luffy’s here to beat anything up to make sure his cook feels loved!

this chapter cover has me in a headlock

+ closeups and link to process under cut :D

Gets pulled over for smiling too big and the cops draw when they approach the car because they see me giggling