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High Fae Queen at your service

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She/Her | 32 | Fic Writer | Music addict | Multi-Fandom | Star Wars | Dragon Age | Mass Effect | Marvel | Sons of Anarchy | Pagan
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Hey guys getting my master list started! I’ll be updating it as frequently as I can whenever I post some writing up! Key: 🎇 for smut/eventual smut, 💣 for canon typical violence, 🎆 for both smut/eventual smut and canon typical violence, 💖for fluff, 💔 for angst Updated: 2/13 The Clone Wars: Commander Wolffe x Female OC Eternally Yours pt.1 🎆 Eternally Yours pt.2 🎆 Eternally Yours pt.3 🎆 Eternally Yours pt.4 🎆 Fives x Female OC Be My Sin pt.1 🎆 Be My Sin pt.2 🎆 Be My Sin pt.3 🎆 Be My Sin pt.4 🎆

Other:

The Therapist Sessions Session 1  💔

One Shots: I’ll Be There for You as the World Falls Down (Wolffe/Danica) 💖 A New Beginning (Wolffe/Danica) 💖 I Can’t Help Falling in Love with You (Wolffe/Danica) 💖 In the Name of Love (Wolffe/Danica) 💔💖💣 I Hate That Your Heart Was the Casualty  (Wolffe/Danica) 💔 Stay Forever (Wolffe/Danica)  💔💖 Desire (Wolffe/Danica)  🎇 Expecting (Wolffe/Danica)  💖 My Angel (Wolffe/Danica, Keeli/Danica)  💔 I Like Me Better When I’m With You (Fives/Valkyrie)  💖 I’ve Fallen in Love with a Man on the Run (Fives/Valkyrie) 💔💖 Til We Meet Again (Puffin/Ashlyn)  💖 Bite Me (Birdie/Keres) 🎇 They Wanna Make Me Their Queen (Natalya)  💣 Quiet Moments with You (Mustang/Danica) 💖 I Keep Waiting for Your Heart (Birdie/Keres) 💔💖 Girls Night (None) 💣 Lovely (Crow/Nyx) 🎇 You Sound so Pretty with My Name on Your Lips (Lucifer/Valkyrie) 🎇💖 Horseshoes, Hand Grenades, and Gargoyles (None) 💣 Antagonistic (None) 💔 Fic Requests: Voyeurism (Tech/Blade) 🎇 Make a Wish (Kix/Seraphina) 💖 Thigh Riding (Birdie/Keres) 🎇 Could You Say That Again (Puffin/Ash) 💖 You See Right Through Me (Birdie/Keres) 💔🎇 I Just Want Your Touch (Birdie/Keres) 💔🎇

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shisasan

𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ID: February 1. Nothing, merely tired. END ID]

happy “nothing, merely tired” day to all who celebrate

Source: shi-saa
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Smutty One-Liners Part VI

  1. "Feel this? It's just for you."
  2. "Let's ruin ourselves for anyone else."
  3. "I want to taste you so badly."
  4. "Make me beg for it."
  5. "Oh I can do this all night long."
  6. "You surprise me every day."
  7. "Let's find out how much you want it."
  8. "Kiss me, I can't wait any longer."
  9. "Come on, please, do it."
  10. "Oh, you like that?"
  11. "Hmm, you're not very patient, are you?"
  12. "Well, let's see what happens tonight."
  13. "Can you kiss it better?"
  14. "Oh, you're hard to please."
  15. "I had a very nice dream that started like this."
  16. "You are so amazing, please never stop."
  17. "Can you be good for me?"
  18. "It's so hot when you talk like that."
  19. "Stop teasing me and do it!"
  20. "You're still holding back, just let go."

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it occurred to me that there is probably still someone out there who has never watched the anarcho-syndicalist scene from Holy Grail, and that this person might even be following me:

Hi, just saw this for the first time through this post, and I have a shitton of questions, the most important of which: why are they piling mud?

Everything about this is incredible though, and I wish I had the attention span to watch more than clips.

they’re piling mud because they’re peasants and that’s what peasants do

The unfunny answer is that mud is a key ingredient in the traditional way to build wattle and daub houses and wattle fencing with willow or hazel withies or split branches for a support framework.

the actual answer is that they are parodies of fantasy stock characters whose lives and labor are nothing but pastoral backdrops for the lofty and important agendas of the aristocracy. they aren’t actual doing anything, it’s just hard, demeaning labor for the sake of hard, demeaning labor to distinguish them as a class.

Also because it's funny

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sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

  • discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship
  • miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR
  • cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not
  • fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee
  • europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”
  • fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”
  • pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS

the tags on this post are some of the funniest i’ve ever seen in my notifications but this one made me choke on my Mohammedan Gruel

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