• probably wore 3D glasses with the lenses popped out in high school

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Lardo is just…Lardo. She’s the bro-iest person at Samwell under 5’5”.

• (shoutout to tumblr user hwoozi who i cant tag inspired this)
• moomaw is full korean, married an american army officer who was stationed in korea during the korean war
• also im assuming moomaw is suzanne’s mom, so. suzanne is half korean
• huge asian eyes
• bitty has monolids
• loves korean food but doesnt cook it much for ppl outside of family bc he’s used to ppl making rude racist-ass comments abt it :0(
• (sidenote, he rooted SO HARD for kim chi on s8 of drag race. like he loved bob dont get him wrong but….. kim chi tho. #FirstKoreanQueen)
• went to two different churches his whole childhood, an anglo catholic church w his dad’s fam & a korean presbyterian church w his mom’s
• actually likes church a lil bit; finds a korean church near campus within a week of moving into his dorm freshman year
• catholicism is too overwhelming for him tho
• speaks semi-fluent korean, wants to get better but samwell doesn’t offer korean so he j talks to his moomaw on the phone a lot
• his phone’s keyboard has korean as a secondary input option btw, he & his cousin sammi from san fransisco text in korean all the time
• sammi is helping bitty learn korean bc her dad (suzanne’s brother) married a korean-american woman so sammi was raised speaking korean at home (unlike bitty)
• incidentally sammi’s mom’s parents r korean immigrants too
• has been to visit fam in south korea twice, bought TONS OF CLOTHES
• video chats w his korean cousins a few times a year, they send him cool clothes for christmas
• loves k-pop sorry
• knows all the popular choreo j as well as he knows beyonce’s
• sidenote this brings me to my headcanon that bitty is an actual trained dancer & has been taking class since he was a kid
• he & a couple of the korean girls from his dance studio formed their own dance crew & learned kpop choreo & choreographed their own stuff
• he has a separate youtube channel for his dance stuff but he mentions it on his main channel all the time
• he & jack spend half their honeymoon in canada & the other half in korea