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GRUMPY OLD MEN!!!!!!!!!

your kd is good jesse....as good as mine....

retweet if you also love hanging out with grandpa. <3

for brba universe they only cast men with the longest eyelashes.

better call MEEEEDIC! the incredible circumstances in which a sniper works for a spy. instead of jarate, mike has pimento cheese sandwiches, which makes him closer to heavy. gus has a boxcutter. saul pockets only those with huge killstreaks and runs away to nebraska after they die.

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Loving the water

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i always wanted to smoke with him…

sometimes a story is about gay sex because there is no gay sex. sometimes a story revolves around the gay sex that is not happening

Omnipwesent horseshoe crab blog wishes you a sweet Valentine’s Day

yeah our city’s rent is unaffordable for single working professionals and minimum wage is 15 dollars an hour and two weeks paycheque won’t even cover the entirety of your rent (utilities not included) but at least when you are so broken stressed depressed and hopeless we can now euthanize you for being mentally ill (which is an unchanging, ontological condition completely uninfluenced by societal factors and therefore unable to be remedied by improved material conditions such as a house and time to be a human being and fair wages and being able to sit during your eight hour shift and reliable public transit.) by the way we will also never fix the homelessness problem here because our city gets grants from the government that we love so much and we love to put the money into completely asinine programs that, again, do little to improve the material conditions of people under the poverty line. i am very smart. i am so in tune with this world. i think poor people are stupid. i don’t understand how many small straws can break a camel’s back. i think you just need to work harder. i think you just need to have been born into a better family, like me. i think you are lazy even though your continued survival is a herculean task every single day. life is a given for me. it’s so easy. why is it hard for you. and it’s people like me that make policies. keep posting online. hashtags are the modern guillotine. there are more of you than me and i don’t even live in fear of my boot coming off your neck because i’ve completely forgotten that’s not where it belongs. i hope no one drags me bleeding and howling through the streets like a dog to remind me. that would be pretty bad. oh well time to cheat on my wife and put my dumb kid through university so he can become a policy maker too and take up my mantle of making the world so pointlessly bad and dumb forever and ever and ever and btw i will live to be 90 because free healthcare is only free and bad for people like you. how’s the doctor shortage going. BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

The vast majority of Queer internet discourse would be solved if any of you actually talked face to face with other queer ppl in your community

I’m saying this as a rural dyke who grew up being one of maybe 3 openly queer ppl in my hometown who used to waste time on bullshit discourse like “who can reclaim the word faggot” or “can you be trans if you don’t have dysphoria” but has since been engaged in my own communities wherever I go and has talked to butches and bears and trans women decades older than me and has seen kids half my age coming out and I realized it’s just a distraction to pit us against each other instead of uniting to face a common enemy. There is no one true queer experience, and the sooner we all accept that and listen to people outside our generation and/or cultural background the better.

This was such a fun idea to draw!! Absolutely would love to see sea lion sized diving beetles 💖

also here are my Cooper caps with Powerful Auras