My cat: comfortable, hasn’t moved in 3 hours
Me: gives one (1) pat
Cat: my rest……… it has been,, disturb ed……..I ………..can no longor……lay here…. must go…..
My cat: comfortable, hasn’t moved in 3 hours
Me: gives one (1) pat
Cat: my rest……… it has been,, disturb ed……..I ………..can no longor……lay here…. must go…..
from this thread, the majority of the threaded comments were dumb sex jokes in response to op’s answers but i felt this was worth preserving
Friends Who Lie 🤭 (W/ @originalshortdude)
this is too real
JESUS??
JESUS????
i had no idea they were so frickin huge
I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish
yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable
a true inspiration
Charles Dick
i can not wait to have a wife bruh.
This comment made my heart warm up ^
The feels i have…
😍😍
I met my Daddy as my best friend online way back in the ancient days of the Internet (1998). I was 15 and he was 16. I was not a little at this point, though I’ve always been “young at heart”.
I grew up in Massachusetts. He grew up in South Australia.
Long story short, in which I’ll skip family abuse, trauma, near break ups, immigration issues and pain of the heart, I’ve now been in Australia for 13 years and we’re married.
If we made it before mobile phones (cellphones) and on the salary of two 20 year old idiots set loose, YOU can do it.
It can work 💕💕💕
Stories like this help us remember to have hope
So I was walking down the hall with my friend Sam today and he was copying a poem. So he asked me to read it right and I asked him “who wrote this” cuz it was really good and it sounded fuckin old and shit.
He wrote it.
This boy has fuckin TALENT and I literally never knew.
what’s all this then…?
MARK YOU REBLOGGED IT! YOU’RE RESISTING!!
Haha why would I resist such a fun fun game?
and why aren’t you wearing your mask…
Reylo: a summary
BYE
A+ acting
THERE’S A TV SHOW BEING FILMED IN ARKANSAS AND I MIGHT GET TO BE IN IT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD
Did you guys know you can buy reflective glitter wallpaper?
And here was me thinking I’d need to throw it at the wall out of a shaker jar like some kind of pleb.
What a time to be alive.
I see your glitter wallpaper and raise you…
dinosaur mural wallpaper.
and also
dragon mural wallpaper.
…3 glitter walls and a dragon accent wall.