redvelvetcreep reblogged
vintagecoolillustrated
redvelvetcreep reblogged
radicalbundy
Blood vessels of a real person who dedicated their body to science for display
ladymasryah
How are these so clean like WOw bruh scalpel game strong
This is a corrosion model eg something like liquid plastic gets inserted in the blood vessels and then put in an acid bath that destroys the body.
slightlyusedcucumber
oh
t4thc
nigga thought they went in with an xacto
redvelvetcreep reblogged
We tried to get a nice scenic shot but she does what she wants.
This is the most scenic thing I’ve ever seen
redvelvetcreep reblogged
I am going to find this cafe and burn it down.
gotitforcheap
*locks eyes with the barista as I spray whipped cream into my coffee*
motherfucker I am PAYING for caffeine and the right to enjoy it any way I want I will cut it with sugar and mainline it right here don’t try me
muchlikebear
redvelvetcreep reblogged
Thomas J. Maslen imagined a big river in the middle of Australia, 1830.
thomas j. maslen: *drawing a massive big river in the middle of his map* sick, I hope that’s real
Source: library.sl.nsw.gov.au
redvelvetcreep reblogged
Leaf goddess
redvelvetcreep reblogged
“In my personal experience, women raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being listened to. Men raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being obeyed”
I want this tattooed on my face
Hitting that reblog button hard and fast
redvelvetcreep reblogged
S T R E E T S M A R T S
redvelvetcreep reblogged
Probably the best gag of the season.
when you know you’ve written yourself into a corner and there’s no believable way to fix it, and you don’t care, you JUST don’t fucking care
redvelvetcreep reblogged
hell? empty. all the devils? here.
omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass
petties-anonymous
Hell: empty Devils: here Dick: out
rayyyder
it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted
I am forcibly removed from the stage, pursued by a bear
redvelvetcreep reblogged
Count Olaf: So you think I’m a coward.
Lemony: There’s only one man I’ve ever called coward. That’s Jerome Squalor. No. What’ I’m calling you is a television actor.
Count Olaf: Ouch.
I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything
redvelvetcreep reblogged
thepocket-mouse-deactivated2020
sketchbook 5.16.18
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staganddragon-deactivated201804
Soft things my dad has done
- One time when he was 18, he was fishing and found a baby salamander someone had tried and failed to use as bait. It had a huge gash in its side and didn’t look like it would make it. He put it in the bucket he was going to put fish in and took it home, then performed “surgery” on the little guy to mend the gash. It couldn’t move, so my dad fed it and nursed it back to health until the gash was healed. Since he’d taken it in as a baby, it wasn’t equipped to stay alive in the wild, so he kept it in a giant aquarium next to his bed. It stayed alive until my sister was born six years later.
- His dad took him deer hunting once when he was in middle school. They hunted all day and never saw a single deer. At the end of the day as the sun was setting, they found one, and my dad yelled at my grandpa not to shoot it because it didn’t deserve to die. He hasn’t been deer hunting since.
- Two people I used to be best friends with don’t have stable parents. My dad takes them out for lunch and out fishing regularly, and even though I am not friends with either of them anymore, he still makes time for them as if they were his own kids.
- Sometimes I catch him crying at videos of dogs on the internet.
- One time he was crying and I asked him what was wrong and he gave me a hug and said there isn’t always a reason. I’ve held on to that.
- He told me that if (if) he dies, he wants to die by being drowned in a horde of puppies because otherwise, what’s the point?
- He makes sure to say “I love you” to my mom and me every day, because he once told me he never once heard it from his parents as a kid.
- Saw my mom looking at a bird, so he found out what kind of bird it was and drew a picture of it for her.
- Heard me crying after a hard day and brought me a box of milk duds, because even though I’m lactose intolerant, it was an occasion on which they were needed.
- Shows me every day that men who feel allowed to be open, vulnerable, soft, and emotional are so much happier than men who are told to keep it all inside.
staganddragon
also, to bring my point across, he signed us up for a father-son derby race this year (even though I am a daughter and also an adult lol). we spent like two weeks working on this car. it caught on fire but we won for creativity
staganddragon
and still my dad remains blissfully unaware of the fact that this post exists and also the fact that it has almost 11,000 notes. omg. I was not expecting this kind of reaction.
it caught on FIRE???????
redvelvetcreep reblogged
queerfemme
the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs
uglynb
the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend
I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman
the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter
hiranyaksha
I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names!
AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky.
kaylapocalypse
That’s the best thing I’ve ever heard thank you