it's chuck e chuesday, innit?

This video is a perfect demonstration of just how badly elderly people need to be introduced to video games. Like it should be a thing in facilities and assisted living, it's like a no brainer, and could enrich these people's live SO MUCH!!!

I’ve watched this like 5 times and the German lady constantly crashing her car cracks me up every time

Keeps the mind active, the spirits up, and the heart connected! Hell yes!!!

Keeps the mind active,

the spirits up, and the heart

connected! Hell yes!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see

You guys know I have good posts too right?

this is a good post its super relatable i do the same thing

do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything

I love to drink milk.

@milkhater3000

I hate to drink milk.

Also the dude that wanted to fight Jack Kirby wasn't expecting Jack to go, "Oh you wanna fight eh? Sure be right down." The fuckin' nazi chickened out and was gone before Jack exited the lobby.

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

This is why I dislike looking back on the past as if everything has been constantly improving to get us to where we are now

Our cement isn't as strong as the Romans, our steel isn't as strong as Damascus steel, we cannot replicate the beauty of a Stradivari violin, we've already lost some of the technology that flew Apollo and Gemini to space

And when I live out a suitcase I have to sift through a pile of stuff like a neanderthal

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip