has it been made yet?

huntin’ cryptids

(based on this)

Anyone else feel super bad about badmouthing Brian because of the third date? Like looking at how he is on the prior dates he’s totally just playing along with your competitiveness because he thinks it’s just how you are and him being good at things might impress you. I swear he has a mondo crush on you from the get go but isn’t that good with talking with people so he’s just being himself but it comes across as show off-y. 

Imagine if

Brian picked you up in a giant bear hug and you were both happy. His dog is there and life is great.

Imagine Brian lifting you up!

He carries you around on his shoulders and shows you off to the world, boldy introducing you as his boyfriend to everyone you meet! 

When you realize you’ve been a huge asshole to Brian this whole time

Brian’s Route, in a Nutshell

Me Before the Third Date: God I hate this piece of shit, he’s so pretentious and has to make everything some sort of competition.

Me After the Third Date: BRIAN I WRONGED YOU SO BADLY. I WAS THE MONSTER ALL ALONG.

Any time Brian does anything, it plays out like this:

ME:

Get you a man that takes care of you the way Brian Harding takes care of his yard.

here are all the playlists that were requested:

smoking weed with fairy royalty

you’re sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool lit by neon lights, but instead of water the pool is filled with peach soda

you’re an alien visiting your human boyfriend on earth and you’re entering the earth’s atmosphere but you’ve done it like thirty times so you’re just chilling

everything is endless cornfields and stormy skies and the end of the world is coming so the radio’s playing apocalyptic tunes

you’re sitting outside dairy queen at 2am w cherry topped sundaes and you’re wearing your best friend’s faux fur jacket

you’re at 7/11 at night minding your own business but when you go to leave you realize the door won’t open and all the power goes out except for the slushie machine so now you’re just chilling on the floor in a 7/11 in the blue light & hum of a slushie machine

a tiny dancer living in a dusty music box

you’re really tired and it’s late and you feel numb but you’re laughing at memes and feeling intense love for your friends

when you’re in the woods alone and you’re following a tunnel to a house, you hear a sound behind you and when you look around you realize this tunnel doesn’t have a start or an end, and it never did

This was probably funnier in my head

In Mario Party 4′s Present Room, Shy Guy remarks that on Waluigi’s calendar, “every day is Sunday”. However, if you zoom in really close, you’ll see that Shy Guy is actually lying.

that son of a bitch

I FUCKEN LOVE THIS SO MUCH

I love black people lmao

I literally cannot deal w/ these two 😂😂😂

😂😂Exactly why I love when the woman I’m wit goes out lookin good, I want other dudes to see how amazing she looks. And laugh when they try to get at her.

My nigga if she ain’t me and I ain’t her. Boooooiiii I can’t wait till I have a man so I can do this with him. Bruh… God I’m asking you please send me a man that frfr love me.