thank you for the successful and exciting jake the dog fart month it really meant a lot to me

I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT THE PROPER NAME IS “FANDOM”

WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE PART ABOUT JAKE THE DOG FART MONTH 2019 SO FAR?? MY FAVORITE PART IS THAT YOU ARE ALL COMING TOGETHER AS ONE GRAND THUMB AND SPREADING JOY AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE

i am as rotund as they come

HAPPY JAKE THE DOG FART MONTH LOVE DAY! THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION. DO YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL AND EXTRAVAGANT DINNER PLANNED WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE MOST OF ALL?? CANCEL YOUR PLANS. YOU WILL BE FAR TOO BUSY DRAWING JAKE THE DOG FARTING. LOVE IS IN THE AIR AND SOON SHALL SOMETHING ELSE BE

I HAVE RECEIVED THIS PRISTINE AND PRECIOUS PICTURE DIRECTLY FROM THE EXPERTLY TEXTURED HANDS OF THE ONE AND ONLY MAIL MAN. I CANNOT BELIEVE MY METAPHORICAL EYES. EVEN THE MAN OF MAIL KNOWS WHAT MONTH IT IS. I AM ROTATING WITH DELIGHT

WHAT DOES AMEN MEAN

please no one give it an amen

LOVE MEANS NOTHING UNLESS IT CAN BE FLATULANTLY QUANTIFIED CAN I GET AN AMEN

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND. PLEASE UNDERSTAND. I HAVE BEEN TRYING SO HARD. I AM TRYING VERY HARD. I AM APPLYING AT LEAST SIX PERCENT OF MY VAST PHYSIQUE INTO CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY IN A POSITIVE AND CONSTRUCTIVE WAY. AND AFTER TWO LARGE AND SPRAWLING USED VACUUM EMPIRES AND A SMALL AND LOCAL WELL VENTILATED USED VACCUUM STOREFRONT LATER, IT HAS NOT GOTTEN ANY EASIER. WHAT AM I TO DO? WHAT AM I TO THINK ABOUT? WHAT EVEN IS A VACUUM??? I STILL HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS AND SO LITTLE ANSWERS. SHILO REASSURES ME. HE CLAIMS I AM DOING WONDERFULLY. HE IS PROUD OF ME. AND THAT MUCH IS TRUE BECAUSE I CAN FEEL IT. BUT I CANNOT HELP BUT START TO JAKE THE DOG FARTING JAKE THE DOG FARTING JAKE THE DOG FARTING JAKE THE DOG FARTING OH MY WORD DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT OH MY WORD I COULD NOT HOLD IT IN NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED. I WISH TO DO THE RIGHT THING BUT I ALSO WISH TO BE TRUE TO MYSELF. MODERATION, SHILO SAYS. YES, MODERATION. BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT THIS MONTH OF ALL MONTHS IS NOT A MONTH FOR MODERATION. IT IS NOT A MONTH FOR VACUUMS. THIS IS A MONTH FOR JAKE THE DOG FARTING. THIS IS JAKE THE DOG FART MONTH. AND I AM SO VERY SORRY THAT IT TOOK ME THIS LONG TO RECOGNIZE THIS. SO PLEASE, LET THIS BE A LESSON FOR YOU. YOU MUST ALWAYS TRY TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT. BUT ALSO IF THAT DOES NOT FEEL RIGHT THEN FEEL FREE TO DO WHAT IS WRONG HAPPY JAKE THE DOG FART MONTH

JAKE THE DOG FARTING. JAKE THE DOG FARTING. JAKE THE DOG FART MONTH. IT IS JAKE THE DOG FART MONTH. RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY MOMENT IT IS JAKE THE DOG FART MONTH

I AM GOING TO SAY IT. I AM GOING TO SAY IT

MY FOLDS ARE ABSOLUTELY MULTIPLYING. THEY ARE OUT OF CONTROL. THEY CANNOT BE STOPPED. I AM HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS

DO... DO YOU KNOW WHAT MONTH IT IS

WAIT A MINUTE

happy jake the dog fart month