patton is a closeted feral

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!!

absent father strikes again

We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3

i wish i was a mushroom i bet they never get headaches

MILF (mutual I’d like to friend)

I mean also occasionally MILF (mutual I’d like to fuck)

Maybe if I was prettier. Or maybe if I was more horrifying actually

she’s reading a chat noir x reader

firstprince as told in bracket memes by galaxy brain levels

CAKEGATE

Alex Claremont-Diaz Sparks Second English-American War

This isnt one of my usual posts but:

HEY TUMBLR WHY DONT I SEE TEXAS TRENDING?

People are literally freezing to death in their homes

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeNrCTHW/

I live in a mostly white middle class neighborhood and our power has yet to go off while others have been powerless for days? Who are those others? Lowcome families. And most of those families are people of color! Especially black people!!!

Plus think of the homeless people rn!

Unnecessary lights are being lit up in the city but in these neighborhoods!!!

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeNrrnm7/

Please these people will die in their homes!!! Yall remember all those post yall would make about how Black lives matter ain't a trend? And how we need to keep it trending? Yeah, white people imma need that same energy for this right here!

Idk how we can fix but if any adults have resources and are willing to help plz do!!!!!

Now Tumblr is a good place to get away from the horrors of the real world (that's literally what I use Tumblr for) so I don't want to manipulate or pressure you into rebloging or liking

So I don't want any reblog or else bs on this post. This is important but do not pressure people!

Plus I know a lot of yall are young and can't do much and that's fine! Hell I was worrying about what I could do until my friends reminded me of social media. Tumblr is the only platform I can post on so this is all I got.

Again im asking from the bottom of my heart! Help us in Texas!!!

virgil wearing this !!

thank you for coming to my tedtalk :D

Fuck yes!

THE TAGS 😭 SOO TRUE!! patton would definitely make one for himself as well 😌 catboys club!!

Talia al Ghul most beautiful woman in the world, exactly !!!

dont eat ur socks, kids ft. bruce wayne just wants a break

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