~Alex~

Nature is healing.

image description: two bumper stickers on a black car. The first reads, “MILF hunter” and the second is the lesbian pride flag. End description.

People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

Tbh if I was evil and trying to take over an entire realm, i simply wouldnt lose to the ninja

the overlord is a pussy . if i were him id also get that chronosteel !!!! id force each soldier to wield chronosteel weapons actually.

ways i would take out the ninja

Wrong, tiger widow venom, leave nothing to chance

You guys have made a fatal error you forgot about pixal and she’s now Single handedly defeated you while the rest of the ninja are down

Train lesbians are such a beautiful thing

My dad doesn’t like our holiday lol

Fuck you for reminding me of this

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

reblog to tell your friends you love them

if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.

Thinking about... Grieving the undead.

You aren't dead, but you're moving 12 hours away.

You aren't dead, but you're leaving our friend group.

You aren't dead but you've moved to a different state and now we text twice a year.

You aren't dead but you blocked me.

You aren't dead but we stopped talking, not on purpose but so long ago that I wouldn't even know what to say to you now.

You aren't dead but you're a stranger to me now.

You aren't dead but we lost touch and now I don't even remember your username.

You aren't dead but I ended things with you and now we never speak.

You aren't dead but I still have to grieve you. Whether I'd change it if I could or not, you're still a presence that I'm used to and now you won't be there anymore.

And so I grieve.

Omg I forgot how pretty he is

I can fix me

Gotta do everything by my fucking self around here

I fixed me

@demilypyro I'm so proud of you

“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

— Haruki Murakami, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle

onion rings are so funny conceptually. like yeah just throw a little bread on it, now it's normal to eat an entire onion in one sitting

praise God for this beautiful world