Get thee to a library

what would The Thief do 🤔

insp. by @anakinthetrashking ‘s post

Little ghost king

This basically confirms that if you fuse Bulbasaur line with any pokemon you will get perfection Artist: Doodlelot / Twitter

HELLO TUMBLR! As you know, my author copies arrived, and I want to celebrate. I am giving away TWO signed copies of BELLE RÉVOLTE, my standalone fantasy about two girls who swap places to study magic. To enter, just reblog this with the name of the book with your favorite type of magic before noon CST on 1/17/2020. This is open internationally.

💜 ⚔️ 💜

Diana Wynne Jones is always my go to for great magic, the Chrestomanci series (and Howl's Moving Castle) has some of the most unique and interesting magic systems I can think of.

HI MY AUTHOR COPIES JUST ARRIVED AND I AM HAVING EMOTIONS BUT I NEED TO RUN ERRANDS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WITHOUT CRYING.

Eddis: Gen, be the bigger person.

Gen: I’m short and bitter. You be the bigger person.

i finished The Sea of Monsters the other day and woo!!! such a good book!!! 

this was my fav moment even though it was just mentioned i swear i couldnt stop laughing,, Percy is a savage

maia: wow, csevet is so confident and prepared always, i’m jealous

csevet, offscreen, presumably: (sweating as he writes and files his own employment papers, reassuring himself that the emperor clearly DOES want him around so the odds of being arrested for usurping his authority are really very low) 

the gentleman’s guide to vice and virtue is a really charming book, ive wanted to draw these kids for a long time!

i think kamet and sophos should hang out. i think they would have fun

“and then gen was being a bastard and not talking to me so i decked him in front of his courtiers to make him be my friend again. would you pass me that scone please” “of course. on a completely unrelated note, please will you be my best friend”

gen: what does it say about you, kamet, that all your favourite people have assaulted me at some point or another

kamet: what does it say about you, your majesty, that all your favourite people have assaulted you at some point or another

Ready, set, cat!

The only problematic thing with e-books is that after I’ve finished them I can’t put them on my trophy shelf, like a serial killer. 

So I made some Goblin Emperor memes…

[ID: a series of pictures. The first is of a man, labelled “Maia”, holding hands with an annoyed woman, labelled “The entire Untheileneise Court”; he is looking away from her to eye up another woman, labelled “Being nice to servants”. 

The second is of a man in an office, labelled “Csevet”, with a caption that reads “If you could not bother the emperor with every tiny thing that would be great”

The third is of a cartoon man labelled “Maia” with his hand outstretched towards a butterfly, which is labelled “Anyone who is remotely pleasant to him”. Along the base of the picture, it says “Is this a friend forever?”

The fourth is of Boromir from The Lord of the Rings, captioned as saying “The Emperor does not simply dress himself”.

The fifth is a sequence of two images; in the first, a man labelled as “Setheris” has just shot a man labelled “his own relationship with Maia”, and in the second the man labelled as “Setheris” is now looking at the camera and the caption says “Why would the Emperor do this to me”

The sixth is an image of Rosa from Brooklyn 99, holding a puppy. Rosa is labelled as “Cala, Beshelar, Csevet”, and the words underneath her say “I’ve only known Maia for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

The seventh and final image is of Regina George from Mean Girls, captioned “Edrehasivar stop trying to make the bridge happen. It’s not going to happen.” End ID]