moved to @execmalfunction

honestly this point is better than any for me to fully move to my alt, but i dont want to lose my wario alt + too lazy to refollow everyone

WAIT I CAN JUST ADD MY NEW ACCOUNT AS A MEMBER fuck y'all im out of here

60,000 posts and nearly 7 years... from 13 to 20. been a wild ride. my blog will remain a historical document

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even more crash oldies

Some funnie crash headcanons I was thinking about today;

N.Tropy never swears bc he thinks he’s above that, but he will use the weirdest most fucked up british slang that you wish he would just say “fuck”.

N.Trance swears, he doesn’t care, he thinks it’s funny. But he will also say some of the most fucked up things you’ve ever heard & you won’t even know what he’s said coz it’s in a language & dialect that is completely incomprehensible to humans & even some alien species. You’ll just hear a noise from him that fills you with unfathomable dread but then it’s gone & ur like “what”

First time posting something made in traditional media

silly redraw thing of my fav <3

absolute new favourite comment on a vinesauce video

Takahē bird in Te Anau eating Grass, Nate Sundance-Kid

A whole flightless new zealand bird whose existence I just keep forgetting somehow :( Kiwis steal all the spotlight

#oh he’s round #they really know how to make a bird in Aotearoa

YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT WE DO

tumblr users: hey we don't want twitter users migrating here :/

tumblr: don't worry i got you *fuckign crashes*

it took 25 seconds for this to load so i could reblog. the website is having a volatile reaction to the sudden influx of new users. we are witnessing a hostile defense mechanism.

MOTHERFUNKIN NESS SPRITES

Done by Ducky/Ray!

We’ve all thought it at least once and anyone who says otherwise is a liar :>

The rules i gave myself for this project were:

Also on [DA]

i really do think you all need to just spend more time exposed to total normie lesbians because they’re really proof that half of the navel gazing bullshit that people put themselves through with academic gender theory is being done better by random butch women on facebook. i saw a woman who owns a bar in buffalo make a post yesterday that was like “i know a lot of men want to turn a stud..they think its their victory to make her straight. but they never consider, that the stud is turning them gay male instead.” like SOOOOO true denise. she’s on levels we can’t imagine. 

Honestly, if you want to get into true crime, watch documentaries about cults. As an ex cult member we want you to see those so you know what to look out for.

Yes! Also a cult survivor and not only is it really interesting but it's also really important. There are very clear manipulation tactics and steps and this slippery slope and it gets used in all sorts of abuse not just cults. It's never your fault if you didn't recognise it - but it really is good to know about it just in case.

I’M LATE BUT HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY MEIKO!!!!!!