my toxic trait is thinking that if i were in fallout as the bombs dropped is that i’d be put in one of the few control vaults (i think im god’s special little girl)

my parents: we have never in your lifetime hit you! how dare you say that! how dare you lie about us!

my parents when i was 6 years old disturbing them as soon as they got home (i existed a little too hard):

asterion my beloved….

how many times do i have to be killed by a god in this game for committing blasphemy. you would think id learn my lesson but no. a god wants me to kill someone? kill them urself ur literally a god, oh? you cant do that? doesnt seem very godlike of you. is it because im better than u? is it because im more of a god than- *is killed again for blasphemy*

they made THE michael afton a DAD. they KNEW who their target audience was and said I GOT YOU.

every day i wish steven grant from moon knight was my boyfriend

tbh moon knight is the best thing to ever happen to marvel. it’s marvel’s best art piece and oscar issac deserves an oscar and more. fuck guardians of the galaxy where is moon knight season 2?