EVERYONE START CLAPPING AT ONCE TO CONFUSE HIS ECHOLOCATION

Originally posted by fanboyage

“ＰＬＥＡＳＥ！  ＮＯ  ＭＯＲＥ！”

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

Not to be controversial but being in love is the best

Source?

my heart

‘jerk off’ is the dirtiest sounding way to phrase that, i don’t like it. i really wish ppl would be more couth and say ‘paw off’ instead

what about clopping

Found Footage of a bunch of kids introducing their newest squad member

when you stomp the enemy team and someone starts spamming “gg ez”

when will a big butch woman wearing a full body medieval armor carry me a away from all of this

dragon age: inquisition (2014)

fun fact about american history: george washington was apparently so sexy that when he was 17 he went swimming a river and some girl that had a crush on him stole his clothes and watched as he walked around naked looking for them

aaron burr, the guy who shot alexander hamilton and also the second vice president of the united states, tried to start an empire out in texas

marquis de lafayette literally had to sneak out of france to come aid america and while some versions of the story claim that he disguised himself as a commoner, other versions say he dressed up like a woman

literally all the founding fathers had daddy issues, specifically alexander hamilton who refused to even befriend george washington initially because he didn’t want to grow close to someone who had the potential to become a father like figure to him

thomas jeffereson kept a bust of alexander hamilton in his house at monticello for no reason other than the fact that hamilton was his sworn enemy and he felt as though he needed a very expensive bust of his sworn enemy in his house

I love all of this please keep going.

they didn’t let hamilton try this one course of study at king’s college because it was so intense that it made one student literally get sick and have to go home for months on end and that student was james madison

self confidence level: kelso

Another sister joins the battle!

I’ve been thinking about making a for honor-ish blog for a while now, so I thought i might aswell give it a shot.

@valkyrie-official

@valkyrie-unofficial

Welcome to the fight !!!

Damn lesbos go suck each other off somewhere else

You’re just jealous that you can’t get that poospoos

I guess he’s bitter that he got cockblocked from a female conqueror.

Welcome! And omg nice. xD

He never gets a stable relationship cuz he just pushes people away (with his stupid bash combo)

Yay! More people to be gay with!

No offense, but…as cute as tall girls are, you might be a tiny bit TOO massive for me. And scaly.

*uses shapeshifting magic to turn into a dragon maid* how’s this?

WEEEEEEEEBBBBBB!!!!!

I’m not a weeb! I’M A FUCKING OTAKU!!!!!

You’re no better than dawn empire filth!

I’M NOT FROM THE DAWN EMPIRE!!! I’M FROM MOTHERFUCKING TAMRIEL!!!!!

For a dragon, you sure have a filthy vocabulary. NO MATTER! I am a Squire! A knight-to-be! And y-you’re a Dead-to-be! I’ll use your scales to make a knightly jockstrap, you overgrown princess-kidnapping fire-breathing yellow-belly slurpy-straw long-neck-ass weeb LIZARD!!

OH NOW YOU’VE DONE IT. FOR THE LAY TIME. DRAGONS. DON’T. KIDNAP. PRINCESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DRAGONS. AREN’T. EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah!? Well what /DO/ dragons do? Terrorize! Pillage! (*gasp* maybe it’s a warborn..) and STEAL TONS OF GOLD! DISHONORABLE!

Your talking about the fucking Warborn.

Oh really. Then where does a dragon’s hoard come from, O Scaly one?!

What horde? Dragons don’t horde things unless they’re mentally damaged or something. It’s your own fault.

I HATE YOU! *runs off* THIS ISNT OVER

Another sister joins the battle!

I’ve been thinking about making a for honor-ish blog for a while now, so I thought i might aswell give it a shot.

@valkyrie-official

@valkyrie-unofficial

Welcome to the fight !!!

Damn lesbos go suck each other off somewhere else

You’re just jealous that you can’t get that poospoos

I guess he’s bitter that he got cockblocked from a female conqueror.

Welcome! And omg nice. xD

He never gets a stable relationship cuz he just pushes people away (with his stupid bash combo)

Yay! More people to be gay with!

No offense, but…as cute as tall girls are, you might be a tiny bit TOO massive for me. And scaly.

*uses shapeshifting magic to turn into a dragon maid* how’s this?

WEEEEEEEEBBBBBB!!!!!

I’m not a weeb! I’M A FUCKING OTAKU!!!!!

You’re no better than dawn empire filth!

I’M NOT FROM THE DAWN EMPIRE!!! I’M FROM MOTHERFUCKING TAMRIEL!!!!!

For a dragon, you sure have a filthy vocabulary. NO MATTER! I am a Squire! A knight-to-be! And y-you’re a Dead-to-be! I’ll use your scales to make a knightly jockstrap, you overgrown princess-kidnapping fire-breathing yellow-belly slurpy-straw long-neck-ass weeb LIZARD!!

OH NOW YOU’VE DONE IT. FOR THE LAY TIME. DRAGONS. DON’T. KIDNAP. PRINCESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DRAGONS. AREN’T. EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah!? Well what /DO/ dragons do? Terrorize! Pillage! (*gasp* maybe it’s a warborn..) and STEAL TONS OF GOLD! DISHONORABLE!

Your talking about the fucking Warborn.

Oh really. Then where does a dragon's hoard come from, O Scaly one?!

Another sister joins the battle!

I’ve been thinking about making a for honor-ish blog for a while now, so I thought i might aswell give it a shot.

@valkyrie-official

@valkyrie-unofficial

Welcome to the fight !!!

Damn lesbos go suck each other off somewhere else

You’re just jealous that you can’t get that poospoos

I guess he’s bitter that he got cockblocked from a female conqueror.

Welcome! And omg nice. xD

He never gets a stable relationship cuz he just pushes people away (with his stupid bash combo)

Yay! More people to be gay with!

No offense, but…as cute as tall girls are, you might be a tiny bit TOO massive for me. And scaly.

*uses shapeshifting magic to turn into a dragon maid* how’s this?

WEEEEEEEEBBBBBB!!!!!

I’m not a weeb! I’M A FUCKING OTAKU!!!!!

You’re no better than dawn empire filth!

I’M NOT FROM THE DAWN EMPIRE!!! I’M FROM MOTHERFUCKING TAMRIEL!!!!!

For a dragon, you sure have a filthy vocabulary. NO MATTER! I am a Squire! A knight-to-be! And y-you’re a Dead-to-be! I’ll use your scales to make a knightly jockstrap, you overgrown princess-kidnapping fire-breathing yellow-belly slurpy-straw long-neck-ass weeb LIZARD!!

OH NOW YOU’VE DONE IT. FOR THE LAY TIME. DRAGONS. DON’T. KIDNAP. PRINCESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DRAGONS. AREN’T. EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah!? Well what /DO/ dragons do? Terrorize! Pillage! (*gasp* maybe it's a warborn..) and STEAL TONS OF GOLD! DISHONORABLE!