So for the first time in over...four years? I bought Harry Potter merch from a store. Just wait.
It came with a little LEGO Snape and it was being sold in a Dollarama (meaning it was super marked down to like $3 and the money was likely no longer going to R*wling but to the corporation). And I was stunned because of ALL the figures this book came with, it came with Snape? Like, do kids nowadays want...a LEGO Snape? A weird but welcome choice. I bought it.
But as I was wandering through the store, flipping through it, I noticed...Snape was on, like, every page.
And that was when I realized - like Skinner in Ratatouille realizing Linguini is related to Gusteau - the entire book is Where's Waldo with Snape as Waldo.
This is the oddest and best Harry Potter merch I've ever bought in a life where I thought I'd never buy store-Harry Potter merch ever again. All hail the Misadventures of LEGO Snape.