• holy shit i just realized i’ve liked you for the past 8274 years and i really wish i didn’t but i dO and everyone somehow knows about it except for you oh my god why is this happening to me
• hey you’ve had a rough day so let’s get in our PJs and watch a cute movie together and cuddle bUT IT’S TOTALLY PLATONIC ALRIGHT
• we drunk-kissed but you forgot about it and i don’t know how to act around you anymore wtf
• we’re best friends and i’ve been in love with you for forever but i’m 3000% sure you just see me as a friend except why is this sexual tension happening rn
• i will die protecting you. no question about it. i care for you more than anyone else in the universe and even though i act like you’re a pain in the ass i love you so much. you dweeb.
• neither of us have kissed anyone before and what the hell may as well just get it out of the way. except hahah ha ha h a now i can’t stop thinking of ur lips why did i think this was a good idea ha ha ahah
• we’re the Old Married Couple™ but lmao no we would never date each other. right? right?????!!!?
• MY PARENTS WON’T GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT GETTING A SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND THEY’RE HAVING A GET-TOGETHER IN A FEW DAYS PLS PRETEND TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT I’M HEAD OVER HEELS FOR YOU BUT IT SURE IS A NICE BONUS

from now on after i make a starter i will send it to you via messages ! sometimes it doesn’t tag people and i just want to be safe !

• “I …appreciate your existence.”
• “Here, I baked/cooked your favorite [insert food name]! Eat up~”
• “I found these [insert item name or not] and they reminded me of you so here you go.”
• “I bought these flowers…for you.”
• “Oh, your hair is not–h-here, let me fix it for you.”
• “O-oh! Ah! T-there was something on your head so I picked it up. N-not because I was sniffing your hair or anything haha~!”
• “Put your hand out…I saw you looking at this at the market the other day so…”
• “Can I…put this on your hair? I noticed how you wanted this.”
• “It’s tea. I thought you needed something to drink..”
• “You seem tired. I got it! I’ll give you a massage! Come here”
• “S-sorry! Your cheeks were inviting to simply pinch them! I’m sorry!”
• “Of course I will sacrifice my life for you! You are important!”
• “Don’t be sad..Please….It pains me to see you like this.”
• “H-huh? C-coincidence haha yeah! It’s not like I know this is what you like or anything pfft….”
• “You’re cold. Let me hold your hands to warm them.”
• “You are not alone, you have me.” [optional to add,] “I-I mean, because we’re friends!! Friends stick together r-right?” 
• “I hope you are happy because it’ll make me happy.”
• “Heh, I love it when you smile..B-because being grumpy will give you wrinkles haha…ha”