The Essential Nutrients

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

well would you look at that

i can’t explain it but she’s slipping

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“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”

“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”

“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“

“No, not a chance.”

PART 2

“Okay. I jury-rigged Ferb’s old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.”

“It locks on to the cutest thing in the area,”

“so it should lead us right to Meap.”

“Let’s see if we can get a signal.“

“Got something!”

“Oh, that’s probably me. Sorry.”

“No. It’s three miles in that direction.”

Part 3

“Isabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?“

“Sure!”

“I still haven’t gotten my”

“‘you wouldn’t know cute if it bit your legs off’“

“accomplishment badge.”

“Cool!”

“Let’s go!”

Part 4

“Hmm, I’m having trouble picking up his cute signal.”

“Phineas, since you obviously won’t figure this out on your own,“

“I think I’m the one causing the cute interference.“

“Don’t be silly Isabella.”

“I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.”

“See, look what happens when I change it back to normal.”

Part 5 (from a different episode)

“So, do I know romance or what?”

“what.”

“I said, do I know romance or-”

“I heard you.”

Part 6 (this time with Candace)

“So that’s Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?“

“That’s right.”

“And that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.“

“Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella!”

“That means I’m gonna marry Phineas!”

“Or Ferb.”

*clicks tongue*

We didn’t deserve this show

LMAOOOO thank you for this thread!!!!

weed doesn’t make your thoughts more creative or deep it just lowers your standards for thoughts that you find mindblowing imo.

like i have nothing against weed, i think it is very fun, i just think we all have to face the truth that when we smoke it we are not so much enlightening ourselves as we are undergoing temporary bimbofication. thank you for reading.

people are getting defensive about this post, as if i would ever imply that temporary bimbofication was anything but a lauded and sacred state of existence

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MEAN GIRLS 2004 | dir. Mark Waters

#jinora really said, i will not promise to never go apeshit

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