do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

I am reblogging this specifically for the word “humansona”

Is this that Good omens thing everyone is talking about

you know who doesnt get a fair share of criticism for its rampant racism, anti-semitism, islamophobia and complete lack of remorse or reparations for its sordid colonial past? France 

“He can just barely growl. Bound so tightly with tension and anger, he approaches the state of rigor mortis.“ – David Lynch, The Angriest Dog in the World | 5/31

this fucks me up every time I listen to it

I’m gonna say it

Florence + the Machine and Hozier may have fae energies, but Bastille has ‘immortal who has never entirely gotten over the mortal lovers he’s outlived’ energies

oh they’re not even trying to hide it:

THE LITTLE BOOK OF (DEAD) SHEEP

-Hit By Train -Drowned Attempting to Retrieve a Baby (Carrot) -Stripped of Flesh to Be Presented in A Museum (an Honor) -Spontaneously Combusted While Smoking a Cigarette -Strangled By Snake -Bisected By Bicycle 

everything in my shop is sold out except for a few of these guys

abba was right, at waterloo napoleon did surrender

abba was right about a lot of things, OP

omg

REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.

This is it.

I LOVE THIS SONG

No offense but you will never know me

lyrics from a small list of things that i normally would hide by flatsound

“because holy shit, holy shit, HOLY SHIT if you spoke, insomnia might loosen its wholesome grip on my throat.”

you said okay–flatsound

and I could begin to forgive you for admitting the hoax