strategic beetle victory

adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

Done! only took about 16 weeks (I would have been faster if i hadn't had to frog so much). I don't know what to do with myself now.

Pattern by Vivsters on etsy

Do you ever see your pet doing something particularly cute and

dany shouldn’t be at the club she should be at the barn that she mucks out as a summer job forming an unbreakable psychospiritual bond with the horse that no one before her could ride (he’s misunderstood) and then they go to City and win Big Show together so he doesn’t have to be put down for his behavioral issues and also he finally jumps the water obstacle (reoccurring metaphor for the struggles they’ve gone through as a team) and she makes enough prize money to buy him forever the final shot is of her bareback riding him into the sunset as a pop song about being free from 2010 plays in the background. if you even care.

some stills that i am very normal about from the megalopolis trailer

“I hope this email finds you well”

how the email found me:

surpassing their parents irresponsibility to become bilingual is an amazing power move

Vintage wind-up toy bear (USSR, 1920s-30s)

The day I started posting about #elephant leg meat :( was the best day of my life.

Aleksandra Waliszewska — Untitled (oil on canvas, 2023)

you know how sometimes targ stillbirths look like dragons. do you think that the later dragons that are said to be born wrong actually looked a little bit like people. like they came out of the egg with a sort of face and the wings are twisted like little hands with thumbs and some parts have soft fleshy skin instead of scales.

Cheetah calls for his sibling. (via)

All of the Beatles dying in a glue trap

so hey Lestat. We don't often talk about this, I guess Gabrielle mentioned it one time. But actually you are really doing mentally really bad here. You are doing real bad.

(Prince Lestat ROA)

I mean at least you managed to selfishly destroy a man's life but still

if you wanna treat your little dog I really recommend getting this toy set. tofu is so picky with his toys and I never know what to get him so we ordered a pack of toys figuring he must like at least some of them - he’s playing with all of them. go little man go!

Lestat and Armand 🥰

PL:ROA