i got the job

boys go to Jupiter to get. On the compupiter :)

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

wtf happened to this screenshot

you're reading it from the line cook's perspective

Every time a customer says "well its for a boy" when i ask which wrapping paper they want I should he allowed to kill them

MODERN WEEKLY STYLE CHINA Photographer: Hailun Ma; Stylist: Macci Leung; Makeup: Yooyo Keong Ming; Hair: Zhou Xue Ming; Art Director: Doris He; Models: Wai Wai, Annie, Una, Juan, Hei Wa, Bonnie, Ginny

WWDITS / BG3 crossover

fun fact: in the twilight movies instead of burning up in sunlight the vampires actually jsut sparkle. to learn more look up twilight sparkle on google

maybe he should stop sticking his dick in those very thin lemon slices 🙄

fuckin choked on this tag

“shit tier ugly ass elf” is Up There in terms of internet phrases that make me laugh every time i remember them

arguably the funniest post ever made

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

...And a reblog with a couple detail shots, as a treat. 🖤

is that a handprint? have ed tried to hold stedes hand in the painting?

Ough. Even at his absolute lowest, Ed's only stabbed that portrait in one spot - on the left side.

i’ve seen like six different mentally ill women reblog this today

well i’ve seen like seven mentally ill women reblog this today

over 20,000 mentally ill women, great job everyone

Good job, y'all.

Nice