This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

This is very true lol

Yo what the f u c k

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

What the fuck

i-

….thank you tumblr??

What the ever-loving fuck

Welp here

i- well fuck

Ok yeah this is important and all, good stuff yeah, but EXCUSE ME WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?? FUKN WEIRDO?????

That’s their signature move

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

On another note, if anyone was wondering what strawberries actually are

Reblog if you too are an aggregate accessory fruit

WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE BERRIES IN THEIR NAMES IF THEY ARE NOT BERRIES

ARE BLUEBERRIES EVEN BERRIES

IS ANYTHING A BERRY

Yeah, pineapples.

U N F U C K T H E W O R L D

End Violence Toward Asians March

NYC, 2.20.21

‘Lovely’ and Other Messages

Kenshin x MC Fluff

Request: Anonymous Prompt: Naked cuddling + Evening in the countryside.

Nothing particularly NSFW happens here. I have published my prompt lists a couple days back and my friend was kind enough to pick a combination for the bunny lord. :3

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you’re my moonlight [ikevamp napoleon x f!MC]

♡ summary: sometimes memories of the past will continue to linger rent-free in former emperor’s minds. luckily for napoleon, he has his nunuche to remind him of the man he is now.

♡ word count: 2k 

♡ warnings: mentions of violence, murder & trauma, but nothing more extreme than what we already have in canon.

♡ notes: one morning i woke up with moonlight by ariana grande playing in my head, and i couldn’t stop thinking about how the concept of moonlight (the light itself, not the song) fits napoleon & MC’s relationship—might have something to do with the fact that the first time they had Sexy Times it was up in the garret and the narration said something like ‘i was dressed in nothing but moonlight’. anyway this is some good old fluff bc god knows i need some fluff, especially of my best boi napoleon, after all the bittersweet pining fests & filthy smut i’ve been churning out.

♡ tagging: @juminly​ @nafeary​ (my taglist is always open to more members 👀)

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These days, it’s rare for Napoleon to not sleep like a log through the night. In fact, he has become quite infamous in the mansion for his befuddling circadian rhythm—sleeping all the way till noon and sometimes still being able to fit an afternoon siesta in his schedule if he’s not busy running his mini-school in the city or doing bodyguard gigs for some rich socialites.

However, there are some nights where traces from the past jolt him awake. In a way, it is rather reminiscent of how his nights were in his first life, except then he was plagued not by nightmares but by the very real prospect of being killed in his sleep.

Tonight is one of those nights. The stench of spilled blood and the pained cries of his enemies and his men alike have invaded his peaceful rest, sending his body on high-alert before he regains his bearings and remembers where he is. On nights like these, it’s like he’s back there on the cold emperor’s throne, bearing the whole weight of France on his shoulders and not being able to share it with another—for anyone could turn around and stab him in the back if it meant getting one step closer to achieving their personal ambitions. He had to sleep with one eye open, because even his guards could betray him while he slumbered.

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inside these pages you just hold me [ikevamp napoleon x f!MC]

♡ summary: even after losing his beloved nunuche, napoleon still holds on to hope that he will see her again, with the memories left behind in the pages she once wrote in.

♡ word count: 1.8k words

♡ additional tags/warnings: death (by unspecified illness) / grief / angst with a happy-ish ending / artistic license — funky timeline stuff

♡ notes: this was inspired by a slowed & reverbed version of photograph by ed sheeran that i found on youtube. the lines “and if you hurt me, that’s okay baby only words bleed / inside these pages you just hold me, and i won’t ever let you go” have always stood out to me and i’ve always wanted to write something based on them. so to give my beloved beta time to catch up on the last fic of my jean royalty AU, i decided to whip this lil thing up. enjoy 💙 (and have tissues nearby Just In Case lmao)

♡ tag list (feel free to DM me if you’d like to be tagged in future works!): @nafeary​ @juminly​ @kisara-16​ @amy-hoshi​ @xxsycamore​ @sweettangy @nad-zeta​​

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“I will find you and meet you again in the next life, and I will fall in love with you again.”

The words his beloved nunuche had once spoken to him an eternity ago—Napoleon still holds on to them, even after all the decades that have crawled by since her passing. They are the one thing that has kept him going after all this time, through the grief that has left an aching chasm where his heart once lay.

No matter how much time has passed, the pain never really gets easier to bear. But he knows she wouldn’t want him to bear the clouds of a never-ending storm on his face, so every morning he grits his teeth and reminds himself he has to survive this. His vampirism gives him little choice otherwise, anyway.

His mind still recalls the sight of her lying on her deathbed. Her small fingers curled around his, desperately clinging to him even as her illness stole away more and more of her strength. The paleness in her once pink and full lips, the gauntness in her once lively face, the pain wracking her body with each breath she takes… What would he not have given up to save her? He was once a soldier and an emperor; he once held an entire continent in the palm of his hand; he rode with his army into odds stacked against them and came out victorious. Yet the one time his strength and brilliance were needed, he couldn’t do anything for her. No one, not even Arthur who had been a doctor once upon a time, could do anything to save her. All he could do was stay by her side day after day, hold her hand, and tell her he loved her every minute in case she was no longer here in the next.

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God Sunken in Woe

Kenshin x MC Angst Warnings: death, death of a lover, war, self-loathing.

There was something about happiness Kenshin never got to taste. As such, he didn’t quite understand it nor the drive to achieve it, the entire feeling filling him more so with unease rather than joy – why chase after something momentary if all that was to come after was bitter woe? He didn’t comprehend it. He couldn’t have.

To put it simply, his happiness was always a prelude to a greater sorrow, a letter of warning, fate being the sender and he – the addressee. Why was he so beloved by heavens? He didn’t know either… Although he grew to believe it was more so a cruel curse, something both hideous and twisted at its very core. Why else torture him like so?

It seemed his only usability was in being a tool. The God of War, they hailed him – and truthfully, he didn’t oppose. What else could he bring into this world? He was not a protector, not a reformer, not a conqueror. He was war. He was destruction, he was misery, he was blood-soaked soil, he was the clash of armour and swords, he was powder and smoke rising from the riffles – he was the human death of sorts, as he both died and brought death, both while killing and involuntarily refusing to be killed.

There was something about happiness Kenshin never got to taste. He wished he never even got the faintest idea of what the feeling by itself was. He was beautiful,  otherwordly so, he was aware – and he cursed his face, his fingers curling around hers. Perhaps if he was as hideous as he perceived himself to be, perhaps if his affliction was visible, if death marked him abundantly, perhaps… If only he weren’t this special kind of flower, luring its pray with the most delicious nectar only to gently suck out its life… Perhaps…

Only if…

Only if this happiness never started…

Kenshin held her hand until the very end.

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I'm okay, I ain't crying. Totally not sad. Nope. Tears, go back.

see also “credit belongs to the artist”. Stop that. Reblog the original posts from the original artists.

I loveee reblogs of my fics(hey they’re art too!! I think..) especially those with keyboard smash tags lololol 

Not to get emo on main but you ever think about how the troop sang about their dreams of finding “a girl worth fighting for”, and they think their girl worth fighting for is one of romance, but the song abruptly comes to a halt when they find a different girl worth fighting for.

A tiny girl that had been killed at the hands of the Huns. A child too weak, too small to have any chance of withstanding the murderous invaders. That is their girl worth fighting for.

This is fucking horrific

It’s also worth noting that ‘A Girl Worth Fighting For’ is the last song in the movie. Up until here, it’s a fun movie, and the imminent invasion feels like it’s just there to keep the plot moving, and to provide a little bit of drama to spice things up. None of the soldier’s are quite taking this seriously yet; sure, Mulan wanted to save her father from the draft, and on some level she was aware that he would die if he went to war, but beyond that she’s interested in not being caught, and not shaming her family. Her motives are good, but they’re entirely self centered. All the other soldiers are more or less in the same boat - they want to get tougher, they want to impress girls, they want to be cool soldiers. Shang’s easily the most serious of the bunch at first, and even then it’s just because training bad soldiers will reflect poorly on him, and important people are paying attention.

The abrupt ending of ‘A Girl Worth Fighting For’ is the wake up call. The soldiers and the audience get slapped in the face with the realization of what’s really at stake here. China is being invaded. Villages are burning, civilians are dying, and this isn’t going to stop until the country is conquered or the invaders are defeated. This is not a fun musical, this is a major crisis.

Mulan is such a good movie for so many reasons, but the abrupt tone shift is such a major reason why. It’s an excellent commentary on the reality of war, and it being a kids movie just meant they had to make their point without showing any actual gore, which I’d honestly say makes it that much more poignant.

That moment, when they come over the rise and see the razed village is one of the best scenes in film. Period. Somehow, instead of giving me tonal whiplash, it took my breath away, and that’s one fuck of a balancing act.

This should be illegal

Made Napoleon small by accident, I swear

... and watch your tone"

team "giving your girlfriend cute nicknames"

Special Theo Mini Comic

cute ♡

source: twitter / cyikemen_en

HC: Family AU - Kenshin

(Note: The baseline assumption is that both girls were born after he managed to work through his personal issues).

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Credit: Ashley McMinn

I reblogged this earlier today and i honestly have to reblog it again because AGAIN my mom did some selfish and passive aggressive and she’s trying to feign oblivious innocence.

I needed to read this again.. and AGAIN and AGAIN.

To quote the old song

“If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.”

I only see women into his but it can also me boys. So this is for everyone. You wont live with your parents forever. I’m sending you sl the love

Low key kinda needed this

I-

I… I thought it was just… I mean I know it’s not normal, because it hurts so much, but pretty much all my friends have similar situation at home. I…

TYPHOON RELIEF IN CAGUYAN VALLEY, ISABELA & TUGUEGARAO

now that i have your attention:

various provinces in the Philippines have been affected by typhoons. just yesterday 42 people are dead & 20 are missing. there are even more people who are missing and need rescuing, here’s a list

(source — please RT it if you have twitter to signal boost regardless of whether you’re from PH or not)

here’s a twitter thread of all the places you can donate to, to help with the rescue & relief efforts. if you have twitter, PLEASE RT THIS TO SIGNAL BOOST. and please reblog this to signal boost, even if you can’t donate, whether you have 1000 or 10 followers. every reblog goes a long way to help

to my PH followers, i’m so sorry this has been happening to you. i hope you’re safe and okay. if you’re in any of the affected areas please find a safe place ❤ i love you all. please keep me updated about this—i’ll try to keep updated with twitter, but please reblog this or DM me if anything urgent happens. stay safe & ily ❤

don’t have the means to donate? stream these videos instead:

Donnalyn Bartolome - THE SUPER TYPHOON THAT BEAT ONDOY

Claro the Third

THINGS TO NOTE:

🚨 EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS FOR TYPHOON RELIEF IN THE PHILIPPINES 🚨

WHAT’S GOING ON?

several provinces in the Philippines (PH) have been affected by Typhoon Ulysses. there are some people dead and many more are missing. more details about the typhoon & how you can help can be found here. i myself don’t have the means to donate to the relief efforts BUT i still want to do something to help.

WHAT AM I DOING?

i’m taking ABC headcanon requests for BOTH ikemen vampire & ikemen sengoku to raise funds for the typhoon relief efforts in PH. but just to clarify: i am NOT a middle person. if you request something from me, please send your donation directly to the relief efforts/funds linked at the end of the post. i’m just here to give y’all some incentive to donate.

REQUEST GUIDELINES:

PROMPTS:

OTHERS:

WHERE YOU CAN DONATE TO:

if you can’t donate, that’s okay! what you can do is reblog this and this other post to signal boost. no matter the number of followers you have, a reblog can go a long way to helping someone.

if you have any questions, feel free to send me an ask or DM me! thank you for your time and for your kindness 🥰

So I’ll cut to the chase on this since a lot of people are dying, drowning, and screaming for help in Cagayan and Isabela, Philippines. A lot of them have also been stranded and are standing on their rooftops as we speak.

I’m here to post a collection of donation drives that I’ve gathered online. If we can’t help them physically, we can at least make sure they have monetary assistance, food and clothing once they’re evacuated.

This is how Cagayan looks, from recent photos (not mine)

TW: screams and shouts for help

HOW TO HELP

DONATION DRIVES

Please feel free to add on this post for any other ways to help.

For context:

The Philippines has been hit by three consecutive typhoons this month alone: Quinta, Rolly (Goni internationally) and Ulysses. It’s been hitting nearly the same areas, which has made them even more vulnerable now that they’re still recovering from the previous typhoons. Our mountain ranges couldn’t shield us from this due to heavy quarrying and deforestation.

That said, these aren’t the only places in need of assistance. But these are the places in urgent need of help. And we’re trying to do as best as we can with what little we have.

I’ll update this post from time to time for full transparency.

[November 14, 2020 3:13 AM GMT+8]

PLEASE HELP REBLOG

Here’s an FB post of different donation drives from youth orgs, NGOs and other volunteer groups. 

Here’s a Twitter thread of donation drives affected by Typhoon Ulysses. Another thread of donation drives.

You can donate hygiene kits, food, & shelter to people affected by the typhoon via LazadaForGood. 

Thank you so much. 

Even tho I’m in the area where the typhoon happened, our electricitic and water supplies were cut off too. It almost flooded in my area and roofs went flying, but that was almost. Just thinking about the others who experience the shit themselves is horrifying so were glad to accept any donations and prayers 😖😖