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The problem with reality is that it's everywhere.

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mainflopgirl

anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.

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reasons why Shuri was the best character in black panther

  • sees her brother after a v dangerous mission and immediately roasts him
  • continues to roast him throughout the movie despite a) him being king and b) them being in a political crisis
  • a small selection of things she roasts him on
  • his ex
  • his shoes
  • his old outdated technology
  • his ass getting kicked by her inventions
  • “WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSEEEE?” a true memelord
  • “don’t frighten me like that coloniser!”
  • pretends to challenge t’challa for the throne for the drama of it all 
  • somehow finds the time to completely redo her hair and outfit in a political crisis? iconic
  • sees things in science fiction and invents them
  • names said inventions after bad puns
  • always striving for improvement & understands that just because something works doesn’t mean it can’t be improved
  • “great, another broken white boy for us to fix” she Knows
  • wants to go to california for disneyland and coachella
  • checks which side of the road to drive on in the middle of a car chase bc she’s responsible
  • she’s literally the smartest person on earth??? at 16?? in a world where tony stark and bruce banner exist?????? how can you not love her
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liz-squids

ALSO ALSO ALSO

  • Is sixteen years old but refers to Ross (mid-forties) and Bucky (a million years old, I assume) as “boys” because she recognises two giant failbots when she sees them
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darth vader is just the phantom of the opera in space

fucked up face. wears a cape. super dramatic all the time

First of all, how dare you…

always enters rooms to his theme music. really likes choking people. clearly owns a shit ton of strobe lights and fog machines

the Same™

I HATE THAT YOU ARE RIGHT FUCK

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do you guys ever get to that point where hobbies are literally stressful? like people are like “oh youre depressed and/or anxious? just do something you love!” but literally doing the things you actually do still like doing stresses you out because you don’t know if you’re doing them often enough or right enough or if you’re having enough fun doing them

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