ain't that just the way

wish i could call in bitchy to work

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

hello unassuming tumblr user. i am in front of you with big fucking paws. today is april 1st. are you prepared

so now we need a handjob button right

proposal

anybody can suck penis… but nobody can pee sucknis

Babe I swear I just saw their reblog first, I didn’t ignore yours, it was just that yours was further down the dash, that’s not on me that’s on tumblr babe, tumblr wants to drive a wedge between us, I love you I swear babe, pls believe me pls don’t let them win

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

Moomin Spinning in the Void

“we owe you jack and shit and jack just left town” ok Bro… start pooping

people who draw fictional characters cuddling or napping together are the backbone of pur society, truly where would we be without them

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

Made them into stickers since a bunch of people asked, come get y'all juice

Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind

BBC Sherlock if he was just a guy

thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*

equality

Wife and mother. 34

Girls gotta have hobbies

This isnt a hobbyist this is a prophetess

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