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amidalis

โ€œSo how did you and Chewie meet?!โ€

Han, remembering:

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goshilovehappiness

BLESSED POST. REBLOG TO LET EVERY TRANS PERSON KNOW THAT LUKE SKYWALKER KILLS TERFS ON SITE.

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imperialcantinajam

The Worst Times to Call

Hux: *making a speech to the First Order* Tomorrow, we shall lay siege on the loathsome Resistance and prove -
First Order Officer: *taps him on the shoulder* General, the Resistance is trying to send us a transmission.
Poe: *screaming on the other end of the line* I HAVE AN URGENT MESSAGE FOR GENERAL HUGS!
Hux: How many times do I have to tell you to stop calling me? Filthy rebel scum! *takes transmitter* *throws it across the room*
[two hours later]
Hux: *trying to sneak up on Kylo in his sleep with a knife* *Hux's cell phone going off*
Kylo: *wakes up*
Hux: *picks up phone* This better not be...
Poe: Hugs! I have an urgent...
Hux: Stop. Calling. Me. *hangs up*
Kylo: Is that a dagger? I saw something shiny, like a blade under your coat.
Hux: No... it's just a very shiny paperclip.
[three hours later]
Hux: *trying to sleep for the first time in weeks while his cell phone rings incessantly* He has to stop calling at some point... please... let him go away...
First Order Officer: General, you do realize you could just mute your phone, right?
Hux: NO!
First Order Officer: Sometimes I feel like you want to keep getting calls from Dameron...
Hux: I do NOT! It's just... I can't risk missing any important calls if I mute my phone... the fact that I occasionally get calls from ridiculously attractive pilots is of no importance to this matter.
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