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Andrea

@andeleisha / andeleisha.tumblr.com

Random shitposts, leftist politics, fandom.
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obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

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ritavonbees

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus

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andeleisha

True story: the Catholic church has decreed that the eucharist must contain gluten to be contain the body of christ. No Gluten Free Jesus.

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froody

I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and I’m now addicted

sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and that’s where the real problem lies

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andeleisha

This is the most effective yogurt advertisement I have ever seen.

I can confirm this yogurt is on another level of decadent creamy delicious heaven.

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neil-gaiman

Hello Neil,

You seem to be very well established and respected on the internet and as someone newer to this I have a question for you.

Has everything always been this bad or am I just now seeing it? Because I finally got unrestricted access to the internet and I look around and all I see is war and lgbt rights being taken away and project 2025 and kosa and hate and climate change and it all looks terrible. Is this how it's always been or am I only seeing the now? Everything feels hopeless, is this the end? Not to be a downer I just cant stop thinking about it.

Thank you for your time, I have a lot of respect for you for being just a person on the internet and an author.

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It hasn't always been this bad, no.

I don't think that this has to be the end though. I do think that it feels like we're on the wrong timeline, but I have faith in humanity and our ability to get back to the right one.

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Faerie lore:

The Fair folk are unable to exist on the island Manhattan due to the steel used in skyscrapers, the steel in the bridges that cross the rivers to enter the island and the subways underground whose rails create invisible barriers against the Fae. Additionally Soho was built as a safe haven from Fae in the 1870s with the cast iron facades that keep them from entering the buildings. This is all intentional as the NYPD has been waging a secret war on the Fae for nearly 70 years

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mummer

taylor swift is compelling to me as a horror figure

i think it’s a different form of horror than the psychological price-of-fame horror of something like black swan or even tár… and it’s not really the fame horror you can evoke with the idea of say marilyn monroe, there’s no head shaving like britney.. It’s not tragic like that, theres no crack in the plastic. it’s more about like brand-as-horror. it’s ontological metaphysics horror. What is it like to be a brand. whats the line between the person and the idea of them. the horror of one’s Image. Does taylor swift feel like a real person? What does it do to you to have to perform every single day of your life everywhere you go with nearly no reprieve, and even the mundane things you do are a knowing part of the performance, and even then it’s performance in service of…. what, exactly? bland catchy pop music that plays at target. hints towards art, but again, it has to exist within the brand.. it’s all for nothing. mediocre synth wobbling our way to Maximum Tswift Saturation. existing across all nodes of pop culture, all the time.. Having to at once be eternal victim to root for and overpowering billionaire uncrackable unfuckable monolith. Monoculture as horror. The ship of theseus of a body and mind constantly repackaging itself as a brand. But maybe she was always this. Was she ever there. There’s something thrilling about it, something mildly reprehensible, but it’s also tragic in its own way… It’s something you cant look away from. She is cthulu to me

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Tweet by Heather Hogan:

Straight friend: Will you sensitivity read my book for my lesbian best friend character?

Me, two weeks later: The lesbian best friend is absolutely perfect. Here's 16 pages of notes detailing the incorrect things you said about Star Trek.

5:32 PM on 2/25/24

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mamaangiwine

I don't think many people realize how much they've been turned into a bunch of casually cynical jerks.

Someone may come to their parents and say "I want to write a book" and their parents will say "it's really hard to get published".

Someone might confide in their sibling and say "I want to sell my art on "x" platform" and that sibling will say "do you know how many people you'd be competing with? Do you know how many shops are even on that platform?"

I know a kid who once told his best friend "I think I wanna start a dnd podcast" and the friend was like "do you know what the word "oversaturation" means?"

Personally, I don't know why any of that matters? And even if it did, perhaps your response should be "Do it! Do it and see where it goes!"

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delgrosso

If you’re building a finished basement and you don’t put a plastic skeleton with a note taped to it that says “I was told there would be Amontillado” behind the drywall for someone else to discover in 50 years, are you even really doing home remodeling? Just asking questions here.

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