steve's tight little shirts
FLORENCE PUGH and SCARLETT JOHANSSON as THE WIDOWS
My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting
This you?
I don't think I'll ever recover from this one
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!
oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?
Cainceled
This post gets worse every reblog
yet im not Abel to scroll past
This post hit me like a rock to the head
This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr
A KNIGHT’S TALE 2001, dir. Brian Helgeland
I’m bored and nosy. Please reblog this with the book you’re currently reading.
MEAN GIRLS (2004) dir. mark waters
THE AVENGERS INITIATIVE
I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3
Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.
TOLKIEN IS A SNAKE. HES MY SNAKE. MY PET SNAKE. AUTHOR JOLKIEN ROLKIEN ROLKIEN TOLKIEN IS NOT BIRTHING AN EGG
Tokyo Snow 2024
It’s always late in the city.
Batman Beyond S01E13 “Ascension”