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This is a rubbish title.

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Reader, writer, watcher, and curmudgeon. Yes, it's exhausting. I blog: http://danielrfaust.wordpress.com/
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methedras

this is the best thing i’ve ever made 

HIS SON JUST DIED GANDALF, OH MY GOD

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argumate

I thought of this while cleaning my teeth the other day and almost choked

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sigmaleph

he had four bears, Gandalf you insensitive jerk

he lost his son and his four bears on the same day the poor guy

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look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.

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godguy0001

looks like someone doesnt know what to do. to do. to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo

Reblogging to tease the kids.

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Stan Lee: 1922 - 2018

Yesterday, pop culture lost a giant.
You may not know his name, but I guarantee you know his work. And, I’d bet, you’d even find his face oddly familiar. Born Stanley Martin Lieber, he would become known to the world as Stan Lee. Lee, along with Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko, and a handful of others, created the Marvel Universe of superheroes. Spider-Man? His. Fantastic Four? His. Avengers, the X-Men,…
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The Dagger of Tiamat, Part Six

What better way to celebrate the new year than by reading the final chapter of The Dagger of Tiamat? If you need a refresher course, the previous five chapters can be found here. I promise the next serial will have a tighter schedule. Enjoy! The Dagger of Tiamat, Part Six A simple dirt lane ran north from the A9 motorway, cutting through a stretch of ancient woodlands just north of the village of…
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The Dagger of Tiamat, Part Five

Here’s a little Christmas gift from me to you: the penultimate chapter of The Dagger of Tiamat. Odds are you have forgotten what has come before, so feel free to refresh your memory here. I would love to close out the year with the final chapter, but let’s take this one step at a time. Enjoy! The Dagger of Tiamat, Part Five Summer Wright stared at the computer screen. The lines of code stared…
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Professor Filibuster and the...Dragons?

Another snippet of an idea of a thing that never went much further. Maybe one of these days… # The Captain watched with growing consternation as the stranger pranced across the deck of his airship. His long, ungainly legs carried him from the port railing to the starboard and back, his spindly arms flailing about as he muttered to himself.     The stranger had come aboard in Cardiff with a letter…
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The Dagger of Tiamat, Part Four

Do you remember what happened the last time? What’s the deal with that sword-wielding redhead? Who is the Champion of Avalon? Answers await you, gentle reader in:  The Dagger of Tiamat, Part Four Brendan took in the vision before him. Gwen Sinclair, his college girlfriend, decked out in some kind of eldritch armor. Complete with sword and what appeared to be an enchanted cloak. “I’m guessing…
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#Support the Terminal Anthology Series #Kickstarter from Imminent #Crowdfunding #Comics #ComicBooks #ThunderclapIt http://thndr.me/Cg3YkT

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The GODS of the indie market have spoken: "THE MULTI-VERSE SHALL BE ONE!" Follow this link! YOUR COPY AWAITS! >>> http://thndr.me/3FpyRh

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Today's the day. Back the Golden Guard on #Kickstarter! #OnwardGoldenGuard #ReclaimYourLegacy (Pls share & RT!) http://thndr.me/TASueJ

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This is your end of ‘Working Girl’ moment. And if you take advantage of it, I really believe that you can change the world.

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danfaust

My super-dork girlfriend.

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let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

Not a rock THE  ARKENSTONE 

Why just one rock Why not three Why not the silmarils

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desidesidesi

And one on why not the arkenstone

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cakeisnotpie

You’re right. Just get them a ring.

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danfaust

I... I was going to talk about how the idea that sex was the only way to express deep feelings for another person fucked me up for a very long time. Then this post just kinda got away from me.

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meekaleeks

I ghostwrote this

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danfaust

I have so many questions...

Like, are lesbians possessed by male ghosts? What about bisexuals? Do they get two ghosts or just one ghost that agrees to share control of the body’s sexy-time button with the person? What about asexuals? Do we get a ghost?

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