Let me put this in terms you understand: "all your brakes are belong to dust" and if you don't finally replace them you might "do a barrel roll" into whatever is on the side of the road

I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

as royalty he deserves it but can i not still weep at the cruelty

Mixed reviews

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

“if fortnite is so good, why haven’t they made fivenite?”

they already did it’s at freddys

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

this image makes me emotional too if i look at it too long

why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

this piece is such a testament to how God Awful i am at committing to my own art because . i started the sketch for this in AUGUST OF 2022. thank god i still liked it enough to finish it bro

isnt the world so beautiful....all the little ways we're immortal...71 million years later they still sleep like you