I PROMISE YOU ARE NOT ASKING FOR TOO MUCH. YOU WILL MEET SOMEONE WHO IS SO OBSESSED WITH YOU THAT THEY WILL GIVE SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU WOULD EVER ASK FOR. AND THEY WILL DO IT ALL JUST BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU

I love little titties 💕

(Don’t worry big jugs are hot af too! Suffocate me)

Me too table, me too.

quick question how does a human relax? i would like to try it

things i need:

1. an orgasm or 3

2. a tattoo or 2

3. more piercings

4. $77,777

and not necessarily in that order.

every prehistoric human reconstruction has me thinking “I want to smoke weed with this bitch”

she looks like she would have been an awesome neighbor, like she would have loved menthols and called me baby

That's Lily Tomlin

this might be my toughest foe yet

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

Bella!! Semplice !!

(x) @harrietdyker you can't just say that and not provide the people with the proof

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

:/

I'm telling you rn, once I get back my ability to sleep, my libido, my appetite, my motivation & I stop neglecting every aspect of my life it's over for u bitches