• ‘ are you bleeding? ’
• ‘ take it easy. you hit your head. ’
• ‘ where does it hurt? ’ 
• ‘ sit still and let me take a look! ’
• ‘ how did you get that black eye? ’ 
• ‘ you should see the other guy. ’ 
• ‘ did i say you could get out of bed? ’
• ‘ that’s going to leave a bruise. ’
• ‘ i’ll get some ice. ’ 
• ‘ that’s what you get for picking fights. ’
• ‘ are you trying to give me a heart attack? ’
• ‘ what’s wrong with you? ’
• ‘ you can barely stand. ’
• ‘ did you throw the first punch? ’
• ‘ that’s a nasty bump. ’
• ‘ get in the car. you’re going to the hospital. ’
• ‘ at least bandage it. ’ 
• ‘ no, you’ll get an infection. ’ 
• ‘ wet floor signs are there for a reason, you know. ’
• ‘ you’re lucky. that icicle could’ve killed you. ’
• ‘ where’s your gratitude? i rescued you! ’
• ‘ i’m calling the nurse. ’
• ‘ was that stupid dare worth it? ’
• ‘ what happened to you? ’
• ‘ sit down. i’ll make some hot chocolate and fix you right up. ’
• ‘ are those bandages? ’
• ‘ you need stitches. ’
• ‘ look out for that tree branch. ’
• ‘ i’ve got you. just stay awake. can you do that for me? ’
• ‘ lean on me. ’
• ‘ you got two choices: let me carry you, or die out here. take your pick. ’
• ‘ shit, you’re burning up. ’  
• ‘ you’re not dying. it’s only a sprained ankle. ’
• ‘ lie down. ’
• ‘ i’m sorry. i know it hurts. here, hold my hand. ’
• ‘ you’re in no condition to be walking around. ’
• ‘ wake up! wake up! ’
• ‘ i don’t feel sorry for you. ’
• ‘ look at your face! ’

starter call.     it’s  been  a  long  time  & i’m  rusty  but  like  for  a  starter  ?

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• “I figured you must be blackmailing that poor girl to have lunch with you.”
• “I think it’s fair to say that I’m pretty sexy.”
• “I don’t want to live in a world where I have to eat sugar free sugar cookies.”
• “I remembered today was your birthday so I thought I’d say hi.”
• “You have nothing to lose except your lonely loser status.”
• “Shut it, you faker!”
• “I sure am tired from all that relaxing I did today.”
• “Then I can spend my entire allowance on comic books and video games and no one can stop me.”
• “When you listen to pop music, you often hear them saying ‘shawty.’”
• “[NAME] made fun of me because I say ‘poot’ all the time.”
• “I waited and waited because I really wanted to see you.”
• “Tell papa/mama what’s up.”
• “It hurts my face just looking at you.”
• “Marry me.”
• “I look forward to seeing what you’re gonna do with my butt.”
• “A trash bin..? Is this a clue to your true identity?”
• “I’m beautiful, but I’m also deadly.”
• “I hope you go to jail.”
• “What did you do to my body?”
• “Stick to chocolate and comic books. You’re too young for love anyway.”
• “I’m sorry.. please don’t be too mad at me.”
• “I have a big favor to ask you.”
• “Maybe I’ll just go home and lock myself in a closet.”
• “I gotta admit, I really love that one show where all those people do the stuff and then something happens.”
• “Here, touch my skin. It’s totally slimy right now.”
• “I probably look in the mirror 24 times a day just to be sure I’m still so darned handsome/beautiful.”
• “Guess what I’ve got in my pockets right now.”
• “Better not catch you making goo-goo eyes at my wife/husband.”
• “No one understands me. I’m hungry all the time and no one cares.”
• “Are you suggesting my style is outdated?”
• “Don’t play with stink bugs, especially when you’ve got a date coming up.”
• “They don’t even care who wins. They just all flex their pecs.”
• “Love means accepting that there will be times when you don’t get the last scallop.”
• “Yeah exercise is totally hard and stuff. I think I’m gonna go take a nap and read a book or whatever.”
• “Today was the day my best friend in the whole wide world was born.”
• “Whoa you look so weird. And not weird in a hip way. More like ‘weird’ as in 'makes me want to barf.’”
• “End my suffering.”
• “Not to sound corny but I really like you.”
• “I wonder how I can say 'swaggy ’ in the most grown up way possible.”
• “Just because two people are good friends doesn’t mean they’d make a good couple.”
• “Sorry, I was staring at your face because I don’t know you. Not because there’s something wrong with your face.”
• “Would it surprise you if I said I’m pretty proud of my legs?”
• “The truth is never free.. but sometimes it’s on sale.”
• “I hear the sound of rap coming from somewhere.”
• “They tell you to sleep on a problem. But what if your problem is insomnia?”
• “I’ll just observe your friends from the shadows.”
• “I heard allergies are caused by the government.”
• “Watch out, 'cause I’ll compliment you until you puke.”
• “So D.I.Y. stands for 'do it yourself’? Well, if these guys think I’m going to do my own manual labor, they’ve got another acronym coming.”
• “I can smell your confidence. Smells like soup.”
• “I’m gay.”
• “You’re my hero.”
• “Please don’t call on me.”
• “I think I dropped my house key somewhere. That was my favorite key… it opened my house.”
• “Do you want to hear the brutal truth? That outfit is a hot mess.”
• “Oh, I get it! You’re playing it cool. Trying your best not to cry.”

• “ you’re mine. you hear me? ”
• “ were you with him/her? ” 
• “ why is she/he calling you? ”
• “ do they know we’re together? ”
• “ were you with him/her? ”
• “ i don’t want you seeing them anymore ”
• “ did she/he make a pass at you? ”
• “ i know you were with her/him ”
• “ you belong to me ”
• “ i can’t believe you were with her/him ”
• “ i don’t like the way he’s/she’s looking at you ”
• “im NOT jealous ”
• “ i thought you only had eyes for me ”
• “ he/she can’t make you feel the way i make you feel ”
• “ you’re too good for her/him  ”
• “is there someone else?”
• “ you were flirting with them ”
• “ they were flirting with you ”
• “ i don’t want you talking to them again ”
• “ i can’t stop picturing you with him/her ”
• “ the thought of you with him/her makes me sick ”
• “ tell me i have nothing to worry about ”