private fujoshi found dead in the yaoi war

Thinking about something

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

notice how there was no week last week

Did you do that somehow?

well not on purpose

i still have trouble wrapping my head around how the beatles evolved from hit teen sensation boy band to psychedelic weirdos. i'm trying to think of a modern day equivalent. like what if BTS just got super into ketamine and jimin began singing about ants

Janlynn: Smokey Mountain Cats stitched by sgivens_i.

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Yes god

god knew not to give me a dick because I would be getting hard every time I eat a cream cheese bagel

i have to get into bed twenty times a day or ill start following through on various threats ive made

i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.

i also think that it would be wonderfully ironic if those who sought the fame and glory of the title of 'dragonslayer' only ended up with the bitter, enduring reminder of the devastation they're responsible for. this is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.

gfetting thrown out of a boxing match because i keep yelling "umm you pornsick freak jujst because he said you could punch him doesnt mean its okay to do it!! yuou can't 'consent' to violence!" at the boxers

getting thrown out of a performance of hamlet because im loudly whipsering to the guy next to me "so what if they're 'just pretending', don't you think you ahve to be sick in the head to want to pretend to kill your uncle with a sword? how does no one see anything wrong with this??"

Bolesław Biegas (Polish,1877-1954)

Palace of tenderness, 1928

oil on board

Philippe Druillet

being a banana fish fan is like……… it’s gay. it’s homophobic. it’s poignant. it’s melodramatic. it’s a moving exploration of trauma. it’s exploitative garbage. the characters are second to none. the plot is utterly nonsensical. it’s bl. it’s not really bl. its use of mid-century american literature involves brilliant allusions. its use of mid-century american literature is superficial name dropping. but most importantly, the title is so goofy you will feel like an idiot every time you bring it up in a non-fandom context

II Matrimonio Del Cielo E Dell’inferno | In Nomine Deus

— by Roberto Ferri