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I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor

@screenager-teenager / screenager-teenager.tumblr.com

Just another regular life lover cat freak social person in the world. be well.
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Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged
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hweianime

I just, why not?

Harry: I just.. I just don’t understand.
Voldemort: What?
Harry: why Voldemort?
Voldemort: because it’s a very fine wizard name and also there’s a very clever anag-
Harry: yes, yes I am Voldemort is Tom Marvolo Riddle, we get it. It’s just seems like a lot of effort.
Voldemort: Okay what the fuck do you suggest?
Harry: Marvolo! The one magical part of your name?! Lord Marvolo seems like a decent guy, I would vote for Lord Marvolo!
Voldemort: … Voldemort is French for Flight from Death
Harry: Marvolo means marvelous.
Voldemort:
Harry: don’t need to know French for that dickhead
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