yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

They also should've been garden gnomes

being a hater is good and fun and comes free with being a lover but it's also good to practice being an idgafer. sometimes things are just meant to bait you and/or not worth blowing up your whole day over. don't forget that.

never lose sight of these words of wisdom

“until they cut me down” | 03/12/2024

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hannibal nbc

done in procreate

An embroidered lace bridal gown, circa 1905-1910.

Source

I love when hannibal randomly trends, like yeah I'm thinking about that fucked up show at odd hours still too

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

Okay, see, I knew about the capybara gif:

But I didn’t know that they really are That Dense, All The Time. The same way sharks will bite anything that might be a seal, just in case, these birdbrains will apparently test just about anything for beak size. 

Behold a short list of bad ideas:

Human foot is not food, bird.

That is clearly bigger than your entire body.

...You do know what a bear cub is, right? Right??

That is a BICYCLE SEAT.

That’s it; arrested for bird crimes.

sweetest post ever??? 😭

THE SMILE I JUST SMOLE

accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

so you all knew the risks of imagining burger and never told me ??

the legend of old

HOLY FUCK TUMBLR REDACTED EVERY IMAGE ON THAT INDIGENOUS MAP OF NORTH AMERICA POST

violating tumblr's community guidelines my fucking ass

NOT ONLY THAT THEY COMPLETELY ERASED THE PERMALINKS OF EVERY REBLOG IN THAT CHAIN UP TO MINE

someone got big fucking mad about me adding those FUCKING MAPS

fucking whatever hope staff dies choking on their own dicks 💕💕💕

the other guideline violating maps

the hadron collider is like an angel to me

>large >unbelievably powerful >hurts to look at for too long

^ this is an angel

-wheels within wheels (look at it (and this picture doesn't even really convey the scale of interconnected circular structures))

-covered in eyes (sensors)

-too large to see the whole thing at once

-too intricate for one mortal mind to grasp the whole thing at once

-brings cryptic messages about the nature of reality

-benevolent, but will kill you with invisible rays if you try to fuck with it while it's on the job

This makes scientists and technicians priests, which also tracks in some ways.

they're girlfriends,,,

omggg i just got the stickers and they're so sTUNNING im cry

Steph Shiu by Royal Gilbert for Vogue Hong Kong Nov 2022

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

I like to think they just actually talk like this when Finn isn't around, they don't wanna swear around the kid

I felt this post missed what i think is the Best of That tweet