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James

@atleastimnotthatguy / atleastimnotthatguy.tumblr.com

Not James Bond
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cat: *meows in a distance*
my mom’s voice from the kitchen: you want a tomato, you fool? you won’t eat it
cat: *meows louder*
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keroa

reblog if AAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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numahachi

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valbrandur
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thegreenwolf

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

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TW
Me(who has attempted suicide multiple times): *joking* I want death
Everyone: Nat...
Me: I want death in a quirky way
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Broke: disabled people should play disabled roles

Woke: in addition to disabled roles, disabled actors should be cast in roles that aren’t disability centric ie there’s no reason the rom com protag can’t have CP, and there’s no reason the action hero can’t have a misshapen hand, and there’s no reason the quirky high school outcast can’t be blind etc etc etc 

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my body may be a temple but i am the god to whom it is devoted

do not presume to tell me how i may decorate my altar

This is quite possibly the best way I’ve heard to say “I dress how I want, deal with it” There needs to be more things like this

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oddity-txt

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

update hes entirely yellow now

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

its happening

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

whats he doing

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

HES BUSTIN OUT

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

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magical-game

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget’s left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male

a gender role smashing icon

I wondered why the wings looked different

Incredible

intersex icon

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

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(TW?)

All my damn cousins are out doing some fun shit like getting a good job or getting accepted into an arts college with a scholarship or being in marching band and a sports team or being super smart and here I fucking am, the one who tried to OD and has a D in math lmao. Everyone’s so proud of them and here I am, with my emo ass.

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alexbam
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french-verbz

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all

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