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Christa Spirit

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An artist and author who enjoys Danny Phantom, Miraculous, and other stuff!
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DP X DC Prompt #64

Cass knew she had a little brother. One not so much younger than herself. When her father sought a partner to create the ideal child to become an assassin, he hadn’t settled for just one person. 

So, yes, Cassandra’s aware she has a brother out there. Daniel, she thinks she heard he was called. If rumors are to be believed, he was just as skilled as she had been in his training. Although, not as good as herself. She never met him, though. She had just heard how one day he disappeared without a trace. 

Therefore, it’s entirely possible that the boy in front of her claiming to be her brother is who he says he is.

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Hear me out! Danny finds his human form slowly getting more eldrich as he gets older (and more powerful) and ends up going to Gotham where people are way less likely to ask questions!

Sadly when the people of Gotham see Danny, oops my shadow has eyes now, Fenton they just assume he's gonna be a new Rouge!

Que the bat fam watching Danny waiting for him to make his move, over-analyzing everything he does. Mans can't even buy a new laptop without Bruce breathing down his neck about it

This would be an issue if Danny wasn't such a little troll, and he starts buying more obviously ominous things only to openly use them in improperly boring and normal ways. Like buys a death lazer and can be seen using it to make toast, buys a cursed box full of death themed artifacts and uses it as a coffee table, that kinda stuff.

Every time the bat's assume 'this is it!' And gets ready to take him down, only to see Danny setting up a new 'coat rack' made of kriptonite

Even better when they see him tinkering on some kind of doomsday device, the kind that looks super evil and dangerous and even has a red count down timer on the front and- it's a fucking air frier again! He already has three! Why does he keep making air friers?! Obviously this must be some kind of scheme

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I raise you: Danny starts selling his things out to random citizens (they've all been intensely screened). The bats panic thinking this is an attempt to cripple Gotham in one fell swoop. Nope. Ms. Randall just really needed a new air purifier and Danny had a toxin dispenser that was just collecting dust.

I imagine though that he might start to notice that the bats are focusing on him a little too much which is a problem considering there are things going down in Gotham that actually need their attention. But at the same time, our resident ghost boy isn't ready to stop being a menace just yet. So what does he do? Kill too birds with one stone.

Whenever Danny catches wind of a new plot going down, he does something to draw the bats's attention to it. Two Face planning a robbery? Suddenly Danny is showing up to the bank everyday to work on the vault (he offered to reinforce it for free). The bats get so suspicious they focus hard on the bank and discover Two Face's plot before he can do anything.

The bats pat themselves on the back while Danny giggles in the background. Wonder how long it will take for them to figure out what's going on.

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Tim 100% knows what's going on. He would recognise that kind of chaos gremlin energy anywhere.

Tim approaches Danny on one of his 'rogue watch' shifts, and they come to an accord. Danny will message Tim about any extremely time sensitive information he comes by, and Tim will show Danny clips of the Batfam congratulating themselves for 'figuring out' another plot, or losing their minds over something he's doing.

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Tim takes a prank too far. This is, of course, relatively normal for him to not know when it is normal to stop playing along.

Damian makes yet another quip about Tim not being good enough or whatever, Tim doesn't really know he wasn't really paying attention, and Tim.

Tim has an epiphany.

A long time ago, back when Young Justice was still relatively new and getting neck-deep in intergalactic and interdimensional trouble, he'd made a friend.

That friend is a little difficult to get ahold of, and he hates the method he has to use to do so, so he doesn't usually reach out.

But he really, really wants to fuck with Damian.

He brings out the mangled, horrible amalgamation of old tech, future tech, and fantasy tech that creates a block that could vaguely be a cell phone (this horrid thing is the bane of his existence and he hates it so fucking much), and makes the call.

"Hey is there anyway you could pretend to kidnap me after a long, boring monologue broadcasted across Gotham? I really need you to state that the reason you're 'getting me out of the way' is because I was the best Robin. No, I'm not Robin anymore. No, I'm...I'm Red Robin now. Stop laughing. What do you mean restaurant chain?! Danny. Danny. Come on, lemme take a week long vacation in the Realms. Please? Sweet, see you soon, just gotta let me pack real quick."

That night, as Red Robin is out on patrol, the sky turns into a sickly green. Purple fog rolls in, disjointed whispers giggle and gossip from mouths unseen, and every single screen in the city of Gotham is forcibly turned on to broadcast the speech of a white haired, fae-looking villain.

He wears a black and white jumpsuit, a Green Lantern Ring that keeps glitching out the camera focus around it, and a crown of ice that moves like fire.

He give a grand speech about how he's going to get back at Robin, for foiling his plans. That Robin was better than his any other who has ever borne the name, and he wanted it to be known to the world that this was an honorable battle he'd had to struggle with. That, regardless of losing the first time, in order to ensure the success of his plans this time he's going to take Robin out of the picture early.

The Bats get prepared to defend Damian with their life, Damian who is strangely flattered; only for the villain to hold up a seemingly unconscious Red Robin and dramatically disappear into a green portal.

The sky goes back to normal, and the fog and whispers go away.

Damian is pissed. Then worried. Then both.

He will rescue the fool and prove he is superior.

Meanwhile, Danny and Tim are catching up and vibing as Danny puts the Ring of Rage and Crown of Fire back in their special places. He doesn't need them or anything, they just had that 'villain' vibe he'd needed.

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This absolutely means the rest of the team will call Danny for a holiday kidnapping. Excuse them! How dare! WE DESERVE holidays TOO! No, You get your ass over here pronto! Time for a road trip babes!! Woohoo!

Batfam and Justice League? Gearing up for war. The King of where just kidnapped their side kicks?!?!?! JLD call shenanigans. King Phantom doesn't do this shit. He just doesn't. But also, if this is a weird prank? They do NOT want to be on the wrong end of ruining it soo...

Superman was just on his way to get Kon (because he needs info on Young Justice Shenanigans, he saw the broadcast and Bruce hasn't asked yet, but it's better to be ahead of the game) when Danny opened a much more subtle portal to "kidnap" him.

Superman stares at Danny.

Danny stares at Superman.

Kon holds a finger to his lips and shushes Superman.

Danny and Kon slowly slip into the portal.

Clark knows Kon is okay and is absolutely going in out of his own power. He also knows this means that it's probably some sort of weird prank.

Now he's torn.

Does he betray Tim, who has more blackmail on him that Bruce, by telling everyone that it was just a prank? Or does he betray Bruce, who has less blackmail but knows him on a more personal level, by not telling him that it's just a prank. That it's just a bunch of stupid kids getting together to hang out.

He decides...to use Lois.

"Can y'all babysit Jon? For like...how long are you going to be gone?" He rushes out before the portal can close.

"....A week?" The white haired teen ventures, shrugging.

"Yeah, a week. Can you babysit Jon for a week?"

Kon brightens and opens his mouth, only for the 'villain' to slap a hand over it.

"How much are you willing to pay?" Kon's friend asks, eyes narrowed.

Clark uses superspeed to rush back to his clothes and grab his wallet. And Jon. And Jon's things.

Jon is far too bemused to put up a fight as he's tossed like a bag of potatoes over Clark's shoulder.

"I've got twenty bucks in cash, a coupon for a free pizza, and uh...twwwwo? Favors?"

Kon slips the hand away from his mouth.

"Three favors."

"Twenty bucks, a coupon for free pizza, and three favors."

"Done. Jon, you get to play with real life pirates that won't break when you punch them."

Jon leaps off of Clark's shoulder and barrels into Kon and Kon's friend. The portal closes behind them, cutting off Jon's excited chattering.

Clark takes out his phone and shoots a text to Lois, asking if she wouldn't mind a second week-long honeymoon, that he's already arranged for a week-long babysitter for Jon, before texting Bruce and telling him that on Lois' order he'll be unreachable for a week.

He's not getting involved in this.

Jon is going to have so much fun? He gets to hang out with Kon, and his team?! In a different dimension!? With beings who can take it when he fights properly? Heck yes! Best week ever!?!

Jon meets Danny’s little sister and gains a friend his age who he can roughhouse with. (He might have to make this up to Damian later)

Bruce is also so going to get Clark back for that later.

Assuming Bart and Casey get the same treatment we will have two mentors with very different reactions. Flash? Used to dimensional shenanigans, will be worried but probably trust in Bart's ability to get out of tough spots. Diana? Has dealt with Hades for years and probably has a very dim view of the dead, their realm, and it's ruler. She's going to raise absolute hell right alongside batman & co. until she gets the team back and figures out there's no real danger, whichever comes first. Either way, she's probably going to get close to an inter-dimensional incident or two before that. Here's hoping Jazz can come in and smooth things over before things escalate too far.

When they all get back, clearly fine, having had a good time? The mentors fuss over them as Danny cackles gleefully in the background. Hah! He is SO good at faking villainy! Look how much they believed it! Jon and Kon are to one side with Ellie eating snacks. Clark and Lois being introduced. Yeah, this is the Princess, she's cool. Can she stay over please? Jon begs with puppy dog eyes. Bruce notices that Clark definitely knew there was no danger. Care to explain yourself Kal-el?! Clark says nope! Grabs his kids and flees. Ellie chasing alongside. Jon promised to introduce her to Damian! She heard he likes swords. She also likes swords. She is gonna get another new friend!!

Let's remember this whole thing was revenge on Damian.

Damian, who didn't get to fight people.

Damian, who couldn't hang out with Jon.

Damian, who was worried out of mind over his brother's safety.

At this point, Damian isn't even that upset about not being called the best Robin anymore, now he's just mad at Tim, and at Danny, and at anyone else involved in the shenanigans.

Basically, what I'm saying is that Damian needs to hang out with Ellie and Jon in the realms.

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DCxDP fanfic idea: Ecto-Specialist

Danny Fenton gets sent by his parents as a Fenton Ecto-Specialist at the request of the Justice League. They would have gone themselves, but unfortunately, every other Fenton had come down with the flu.

Danny was happy about his ghost immune system because this meant he could present Ghosts in a much more favorable light. He left behind all his parents' weapon blueprints and research reports.

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Fortunately, it should be pretty easy for word to make it's way through the League back to Red Robin that Danny didn't realize he was being asked out.

Tim could come back after the presentation with something like, "I realized I might not have been very clear earlier, especially if nerves were distracting you. So if you don't mind, I'd like to try again. Hello, I'm Tim and you are very pretty. I'd like to take you out sometime. If you want."

Also, in the background, I imagine the League inviting the Fentons was supposed to be a threat assessment on these mad scientists and getting more info about their research since everything they've been able to dig up has been extremely biased. Imagine their surprise when the Fenton's send their kid, who promptly tosses all of his parents' biased stuff and presents on why the League should believe that Ecto-beings are sentient and deserve the same rights and protections as metas.

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Real quick, I just want to say that Danny Phantom only being seen during ghost fights is a little funny because imagine there being this ghost kid in your town defending everyone and himself from other ghosts who are almost always bigger than him, but as soon as he notices someone nearby or someone tries to talk to him, he vanishes and runs away. A lot of people think he had social anxiety or something when he was alive, or maybe he’s scared of humans because of ghost hunters, so most people don’t go looking for him.

One day a kid decides to leave a note at a park. The note was for Phantom, thanking him for saving a relative of the kid’s. To everyone’s surprise, Phantom leaves a reply for the next day. Here’s an example.

To Phantom,

Thank you so so so so so much for saving my dad today!!! I was so scared that he was going to get really really hurt, but you saved him!!! Mom and dad both say you don’t like talking to people because there are bad people who want to hurt you, so I’m leaving you this note! I hope you see it! Oh, and my mom and dad say thanks too!! I hope you have an amazing day and stay safe from the bad people!!

From Alex

To Alex,

Your very welcome! Honestly, I was scared your dad was going to get hurt too, but I’m glad to hear he’s doing well now. It’s true, there are bad people, but I’m happy that there are also good people who appreciate me trying to help. Thank you for not trying to find me and instead leaving the note. I appreciate it! Hope you have a great day too!

P.S. Would you mind keeping this letter between you and your parents please? Reading this really warmed my heart core, but I really don’t want to suddenly have a ton of notes all over the park. I might be so busy trying to reply, I probably won’t get any sleep. And yes, some ghosts do need sleep.

From Phantom

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YESSSSS I NEED MORE OF THIS!

Have another one then! This might turn into a oneshot sooner or later.

To Phantom,

I’m not sure what some of those words mean, but mom and dad told me. Don’t worry, we’ll keep it a secret! But mom and dad are worried about you. Dad said that you were hurt when you saved him, and mom asked if you have a place to sleep. Are you okay?

From, Alex

To Alex,

Thank you for your patience, I’ve been a little busy. Yeah, I’m alright. Your mom and dad are kind people for worrying about me, but they don’t need to. I’ve got some amazing friends standing next to me. Sometimes in front of me. They’re my new family, and I couldn’t ask for more even if I wanted to. I appreciate your concern, but I’m alright. Thanks for keeping it a secret!

From Phantom

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From then on, phantom and Alex become pen pals, while Alex's parent get increasingly more worried about the things that Phantom subconsciously dropped in his notes.

They start wanting to adopt phantom to give him a stable home

To Phantom,

Are you sure that you are okay? Mom seems worried that you aren't sleeping enough because you need to fight ghosts, like a superhero! She says that you can come over anytime if you need to sleep or something. Also, you did get hurt, dad says so, but because you're a ghost you didn't get medicle help at the hostpital. Are you sure you're okay? Mom can help you if you get hurt, she works at the hostpital! You should come over if you need help! Or just to hang out.

From, Alex

ps I almost forgot to tell you where we live so you can come over! We are in the little blue house across from the highschool

To Alex,

Thank you for your worries, but I really am okay. I heal really quickly, so I don't need to go to the hospital. And the bad people might get me if I do go to the hospital. I am sleeping enough, though I should probably sleep some more. I'll try to be better about that. But I would love to say hi next time I pass over your house on patrol! Just for a little bit though. If ghosts or bad people realize that I go there often, they might try to use you to capture me. I promise that I am good, but once again, thank you for your concern.

From Phantom

Eventually phantom does break come over and play with little Alex, after much nagging, and phantom always replies to Alex's consistent letters without fail.

I just think that this is adorable

Alex’s mother shall be named Evelyn, and the father is Gerald. Evelyn working at a hospital is such a good idea because it opens up the possibility of Evelyn catching Phantom replacing bandages on his arm and immediately helping. He can try to argue and say that he can handle it, but she’s not taking no for an answer. I love it!

Oo! Oo!

And Gerald is a lawyer, so he knows the law well enough to fight for Phantom's custody!

There is two ways this can go. Either, they don't know about Danny's human half, and he gets adopted by this lovely little family anyway, with little shenanigans in covering up his secrets,

Or they figure out that Phantom is Fenton! And they fight Jack and Maddie for custody over child neglect, child endangerment (for multiple reasons), child murder, child abuse, and much more. They ain't getting out of this one.

But for both:

Gerald, when he realizes that the Fenton's and the GIW are such a big problem because of the Anti-Ecto acts, tries to appeal to the court that it is unconstitutional because ghosts are mislabeled as non sentient, and even if they weren't sentient, they should still be protected by animal acts at the very least. Because if ghosts are considered animals, what the GIW and the Fenton's are doing is animal cruelty.

Also, since many ghosts are sentient, and can be proven sentient or at least intelligent with turing tests, and other sentience tests.

And just for funsies, their last name is nightingale because they are long loss many times removed cousins of Danny related all the way back to John Fenton-Nightingale or whatever his name is. That's just so cute to me

Evelyn, Gerald, and Alex Nightingale

Danny finds out Gerald wanting to remove the anti ecto acts and immediately asks for a hug. No, he’s not crying!

Alex doesn’t understand his science classes? Phantom could help with that! Especially if it’s about space! He knows how to break pretty much anything down into easy, understandable bits. He struggled with some of it at first, too. Evelyn thought it was sweet to walk in and see Phantom using a flashlight and two rubber balls to explain why the moon has different phases.

Phantom occasionally dozing off and slipping through the floors and walls. He makes it clear from the beginning that if he does that, they have full permission to grab him and pull him out. They often let him sleep since ghost fights must be a lot of energy. Alex has gotten one of his spare blankets for him more than once and Phantom feels so happy every time.

Meet Frostbite! They just run into each other one day while Phantom’s showing him around, and they end up joining them. Alex thinks his ice arm is awesome, and Frostbite is happy to meet new humans. Who knows? Maybe him and Evelyn would exchange medical knowledge about ghosts and humans! Frostbite would accidentally let it slip that Phantom is a half ghost and say that’s the main reason he wants to know about humans; To understand his other half and how it might affect his ghost half and vise versa.

Cujo, too! Cujo keeps coming through ghost portals to see Danny, and that results in him meeting the family. Cujo likes to play with Alex, but Phantom is still his favorite. They at first see him in puppy form, so his big, scary dog form is pretty startling. I have this headcanon that Cujo acts like a guard dog for Phantom sometimes, so I think it’d be pretty neat if he also protected Evelyn, Gerald, and Alex.

Meeting Wulf was… odd? He kinda just appeared in their backyard looking for Phantom and he’s being all scary, but Phantom walks out really tired and asks him to lay down. Wulf is confused, but does so, and Phantom lays down with his head and body leaning against Wulf’s side to sleep. Then Wulf curls up and lets him sleep, happy and content to have his friend safe and getting some well deserved rest. Crisis averted in the weirdest way.

Last thing before I start to rant; Alex asks Phantom how he became Phantom, in the sense of how he decided to protect the town and got his ice powers, and Phantom just freezes looking deeply disturbed. Then he smiles and goes “I guess you could say it was a shocking experience.” That joke didn’t go unnoticed by Evelyn and Gerald.

Evelyn and Gerald get worried about Phantom dropping hints about how he died, and they get concerned and start digging deeper.

Evelyn sees some abused and traumatized victims in the hospital, so she knows the signs and what they mean.

Gerald is trained to be able to see small details and extrapolate it into the truth.

They both know that phantom is a trauma victim and he makes little "shocking" puns every time anything comes up about his death. Also he starts to freeze, flinch, or deflect anytime his life before death is brought up.

They always do their best to help him out.

Eventually Phantom is caught in a super bad fight with Vlad, and gets seriously injured. And as it's a habit now, he goes straight to the Nightingales to seek Evelyn's help. She, luckily, has the day off, so she is there and starts helping. But the thing is, it's such a big wound that he can't exactly keep conscious.

(So phantom figured out how to stay in ghost form before sleeping, but the thing is he has to consciously decide to stay in ghost form before he falls asleep, otherwise he goes human)

All Danny knew at that moment was pain.

Vlad got a lucky shot, but for some reason, the attack wasn't healing properly. It hurt more than it should.

Danny ran, but it was a blur.

He remembered Evelyn's shocked face, but not much more.

Evelyn is NOT going to let her new son die... again.

She was just watching television and mocking the doctor actors about the faulty medical practices when he crashed through the living room wall.

Well, he crashed, the wall is fine, he must have went intangible. "Phantom?"

She sat there stunned for a second before instincts kicked in and she checked over Phantom. Cataloguing the wounds.

Large abdominal wound... "Crap" Looks like a burn, but it is not entirely cauterized, needs pressure and stitches. Multiple lacerations and abrasions and contusions. And that's only from what I can see, I need to remove the clothes from the way. How about concussion?

"Okay, I need you to look at me, Phantom, c'mon just look at me." He just turned his head and passed out... Great.

Then there was a big flash of light emiting from young ghost. "What the..."

Then he was human... What? Wait, focus, he's hurt.

She raced to the kitchen to get the hefty first aid kit that they had. It was big for two main reasons. 1: she's a surgeon, so she can fix most of the small-medium sized injuries at home anyway by herself, which helps with things like hospital bills, and 2: Phantom. The second reason is coming into play right now.

She immediately got to putting pressure on the wound before putting in temporary staples around the wound to keep it together while she is stitching. She makes sure to get the special thread that Phantom gave her because normal stitches DISSOLVE. But other than that, she's able to fall into the rhythm of stitching. Biggest wound first. Then check for concussion with the small flashlight in the kit. He doesn't have one, good, then the rest of the wounds need stitches, then everything needs cleaned, for him because he doesn't know if he gets infections, and because ectoplasm isn't the safest chemical to touch.

Once everything is stitched, cleaned, and bandaged, and she's checked him over for the fourth time, she's able to sit back and wait for him to come to.

But that's when she's also able to think.

He isn't healing as fast as normal. He is HUMAN for goodness sake. Many of those wounds weren't that big by his standards because he usually heals faster. Is he healing slower because he's human? What turned him human? Does he know he's human?

Here we go, Danny is revealed to Evelyn :)

Also, I'm in the process of drawing the Nightingale family, and I will post it on the thread somewhere when it's done.

OH MY GOSH

YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL

THANK YOU!!! SO MUCH!!!

The Nightingales. This is Alex describing his plan for the notes :)

OH

OHHH

MY

GOSH

I LOVE IT!!!! HEY, EVERYONE, LOOK AT THIS!!!

Holy crap, Alex is wearing a fan hoodie?! I didn’t know those existed in the Danny Phantom Universe!! He looks so excited!!!

THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!!!

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DcxDp prompt

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Danny is an inventor for hire for supervillains.

Let’s back up.

Danny needed a job that allowed anonymity (you decide if bad reveal or GIW being little shits). He had just moved out from Mom, and was doing his best to avoid asking his parents for help.

Then he remembered that his parents had talked about how back in college, they had their inventions whenever they were in tight spots financially. So he gets to work.

Tucker help him with the online aspect of cloaking actually, and after a while, he has a steady business building more and more devices. He doesn’t know who his customers are, but he doesn’t really care at the minute. He’s having fun inventing! Not really paying attention to things like eating, or sleeping, or who’s getting him the money.

Batman has been trying to figure out why almost all leaks super villains have been much more destructive weapons the only one who isn’t getting any new weapons is the Joker, who is getting increasingly upset.(When Tucker created the program, he made sure that the Joker would be blocked.)

He asked Jason to try and find out how everyone’s getting more powerful weapons.

Jason finally managed to track the inventor down, and is surprised to find a malnourished, more feral version of Tim slumped over workbench, working on a new version of Mr. Freeze’s gun.

Danny honestly would probably love being mistaken for a clone of an alien

Starfire would probably also love having more family (especially since Blackfire keeps trying to kill her or ruin her life).

The truth comes out fairly fast. (Jason and a few other still aren’t convinced) But Kori and Danny have already bonded, they are family now

And Tim has a new mad science friend (the world shivers in fear).

(Also given how used to reanimated food Danny is he probably wouldn’t have any problem with Tamaran cuisine)

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Some random thoughts about Gothamites and scenarios I’ve come up with.

Metropolis citizen: Yeah so my exams were cancelled bc some villain took over the city the week leading up to them so the school said not to worry about it.

Gothamite: Fr? Last time a villain took over our city he killed anyone who wasn’t smart and had us take extra exams.

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Random Gotham kid: Hey teach, can I get an extension on my essay, my neighborhood was fear toxin-ed a few days ago and I’m just getting out of the hospital.

Standard Gotham High School Teacher: ohhh yeah…. Nooooo… sorry Jimmy but you know you had a week to do the assignment soo… you should’ve planned ahead.

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Health/PE teacher: Yeah so I don’t really wanna teach y’all today so we’re gonna watch this top ten video of Riddler’s shittiest riddles.

Student: after can we watch this compilation I found of the murder Robin interacting with stray cats?

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A Wayne kid just walking down the street

Gothamite: Can you give your dad this?

Wayne child: ??? This is a phone number.

Gothamite: Yeah, maybe you could talk me up too?

Wayne child: You’re MY age

Gothamite: Why does that matter?

Wayne Child: evident disgust

Gothamite: OH no, I want him to adopt me.

Gothamite: he’s our dad now.

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Gothamite: Did you hear that bizarre theory about the Robins being clones of each other? I mean wasn’t one of them a girl? How would that even work??

Bernard Dowd (made said theory for shits and giggles, also knows it’s complete bullshit): Maybe that clone was trans! Are you being transphobic right now? God I can’t believe you-

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Reporter: Video feed shows the infamous Red Hood standing bewildered next to his motorcycle at four am this morning, having apparently found it missing his tires. Eyewitnesses to the scene report Bludhaven Vigilante laughing outside of camera view.

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Gothamite: My cat had been missing for weeks and I was out at 3am the other night trying to find her but then little sword Robin appeared.

Other city citizen: Did he think you were suspicious???

Gothamite: What? No! He helped me look for my cat and actually found her. Everyone knows he’s the best when it comes to losing your animals

Gothamite: So why are the only pictures people take of you when you’re helping a cat out of a tree?

Robin, helping a cat out of a tree for the third time this week: They know I can’t stop them because it would disturb the cat.

Gothamite, distracted bc they’re now taking a picture: Uhuh…

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A funny thought just came to me, so here's a new writing prompt:

The Justice League doesn't think that Batman has a civilian identity. For the most part, he only ever comes out at night, adding to the nocturnal rumors, but he has been seen during the day when there are huge problems or bigger rouge attacks.

And, because the JL don't think he has a civilian identity, they naturally assume that none of the other Gotham Vigilantes do, either. Signal, the only consistent day shift, is obviously a different breed than the rest. All of the others are nocturnal.

Extra points if they think they're a group of cryptids.

One day, Bruce and Tim are needed to help set up at WE for a press conference. One that Lois Lane is covering. At the same time, the JL Is having a meeting. Normally Dick would put on the Batman suit, but Nightwing is needed at the meeting, too. They can't say that Batman is off world, because all of those trips are logged and followed by the Lanterns. So, the next logical thing to do is for Nightwing to tell the JL that Batman and Red Robin were needed as civilians, but he will make sure to pass the information on to them, as well as record the meeting.

"Batman doesn't have a civilian identity," Is the response he gets. "None of you do, right?"

Nightwing, for all his training, doesn't react outside of his smile getting slightly bigger. "You don't think we have secret identities?"

"No, we kinda just assumed you all just hid away in a cave or something when you weren't needed or on duty."

Oh, these sweet summer children. Nightwing is trying very hard not to laugh at them. "We, we do have secret identities, we don't do nothing when we aren't in costume."

"Are you sure?" That's the Flash. "'Cause I'm pretty sure we'd recognize you guys out of costume." Kudos to him for being so confident about that. "Most of you only have tiny masks over your eyes. That's not enough to cover an identity."

Nightwing takes a glance at Superman, not that anyone can see his eyes move behind the domino mask. The alien's eyes have shifted left.

"I've been to Gotham plenty of time," Green Arrow speaks up, "I know I haven't seen everyone in the city, but I'm pretty sure I'd recognize your build. It's pretty distinct."

Bold. All of the Wayne Clan have met Green Arrow in and out of costume. They've actually met most of the JL in and out of costume. Should he tell them? Nah, that's not funny. He can't wait to tell the others.

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Okay, but does Superman know? Like, did he make a pact with Batman to never tell? Or has he been polite and not used his x-ray vision to get a peek at Batman's face before?

Good question. I'mma say dealer's choice on that. Either way could end really funny.

Personally, I like the idea that Supes' Midwestern Manners™ took over, so he, out of sheer politeness, hasn't used any of his powers to find out any of his coworkers' secret identities.

But if he did know, he'd 100% be in on any and all shenanigans the BatFam come up with

On the one hand, supes is a midwesterner. On the other hand, he's a journalist. I think it really is either or on what wins out in his head: manners or the journalistic need to know.

That's fair. But I think Lois would be the one to push for him to find out everything he could about the JL.

Omg... he's Midwestern Batman

Hear me out! The journalist side of him would want to know everything, stopping at almost nothing to learn and know. The only thing stopping him would be Ma Kent's Disappointed Look™

Though, comedy aside, I think he'd be respectful of the JL's boundaries and back off when he was asked to and try his hardest not to pry in any way.

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Justice League identity reveal where they don’t know who Batman is and one day a bunch of them walk in on him just casually eating yogurt in the cafeteria with his cowl off. A bunch of them recognize him, a couple don’t, and they’re all shocked.

Turns out Batman didn’t realize none of them knew who he was, since it had taken him all of ten minutes and three google searches to put everyone’s secret identities together and he just assumed they had all figured it out by this point. Or maybe he had meant to tell them and then just forgotten. Either way, he regularly interacts with half of them outside of hero stuff and hasn’t bothered with the whole separate persona thing with them in years. Shouldn’t they really have figured this out by now? So what if he forgot? This is clearly on them.

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Listen

He included his secret identity in the Secret Identities section of the League statues and conduct code and knew full well most of them never read it but he hoped someone had

It’s like professors leaving extra credit opportunities 3/4 of the way through the syllabus for the two people that will actually read the entire thing

Okay so new question: Who else learned Batman’s identity because they actually read the entire code?

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Shazam because he got yelled at once for breaking a rule so he decided he'd read the whole thing so that he could exploit as many loopholes as possible. From that point on he regularly breaks into Wayne Manor and pilfers his pantry because clearly Bruce put his identity in there so that anyone who needed to lay low could come by. Everyone who saw him just assumed he was whichever Batkid was the youngest at any given moment.

When Bruce finds out that Billy's the one who keeps eating his triple chocolate ice cream he puts him on monitor duty for the next three weeks. This does not deter Billy from doing it.

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DP x DC Prompt #58

Jason has been writing fanfiction ever since he got access to a computer. They weren't always the most popular, especially since he was writing fics about classics, but that's not why he wrote them. He wrote them for himself.

However, since he always had Robin stuff going on, his author notes had become something of a meme at this point. No one really believed him anymore when he apologized for late updates due to breaking his arm in three places or anything like that.

Then, he died. He had been two chapters away from ending his story, damnit.

But it's fine, he's back now. He apologizes for late update since he, ya know, died and finishes that story. Then, he finds out there's another author out there with notes ... very similar to his own. And a lot of humor about his own death.

Maybe PhantomNotBill087 and him had a lot more in common than being fic writers.

Danny blinked in surprise when he checked his email.

That one fanfic he started reading a year ago that had been abandoned two chapters from the supposed finish... had updated.

It had been a year since it had update when he first read it, Danny had even considered not subscribing, but the author hadn't said anything before about abandoning it, and had even said in his notes that he was eager to finally post the last two chapters.

Then nothing.

Danny shrugged, and opened the fic.

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Sorry for not updating. Thought my dad didn't love me, did some stupid stuff, got blown up, wandered around brainless for a bit, but now I'm back! The last two chapters have been written for the last 2 years, I am so sorry about the delay.

Anyway, I hope you have a blast reading this chapter! Next one will be up tomorrow, and this fic will finally be done!

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Danny stared.

Did... did this guy imply that he had been blown up?

Danny frowned.

Huh.

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Jason grinned as he read through the comments. Some people seemed to have noticed what he implied, others were clearly confused.

He spotted a new commenter, one he didn't recognize, and chuckled at the commenters joke.

PhantomNotBill087:

I sure had a *blast* reading this latest chapter. Glad your back, hope your visit to the realm beyond wasn't too long!

Jason clicked the profile, deciding to check it out, and scrolled down to find the list of fics the user had written.

He clicked on one that seemed intresting, and sat down to read it.

About an hour in, he came across an author note, and frowned.

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Sorry about the delay! There was an incident with some loose wires and an improperly placed button and I landed myself in the hospital for 3 weeks! (actually, I blame my friend). Honestly, that was too much time, I only half-died! After that I had trouble doing much of anything... I have been banned from holding any glassware at school ever again!

Anyway, updates should hopefully return to normal.

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The Ao3 author curse was real.

But as Jason continued reading, the Author's notes got weirder and weirder.

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My friend changed the lunch schedule at school and a lunch lady got PISSED. My heart stopped. Genuinely. Anyway, here's the update!

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Sorry for the delay, had to spend the night keeping an eye on a gorilla for extra credit. The zoo apparently didn't know the gorilla was a girl, and I have now saved the species. Also, a weird poacher guy showed up and long story short he thinks I'm interesting and spent the night chasing after me. Thank goodness my friend managed to get him stuck on a different schedule.

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Srry for the delay, my parents dragged me and my sister to their college reunion. Met their old college friend. Dad thinks they're friends, I think he's a fruitloop (he wants to make out with my MOM! EW!) Also, he's a jerk, and nearly killed my dad.

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Yikes. Thought my parents were getting divorced for a hot second. Nope, just the anniversary of my aunt's divorce! And luckily, I got my dad the present he got my mom and didn't stay in jail for unjust reasons!

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Sorry for the delay, I got his with a beam and was out of my mind with a crush (it wasn't real. I think). Also, my friend beat everyone on a test cause he was the only one who studied, everyone else went to a concert.

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Ever have a sibling so nosy that she tries to get on you for being stressed? And doesn't know what the stressor is? Also, the school counselor SUCKED, everyone was so depressed! Honestly, I'm glad my sister tore her a new one.

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Sorry for the delay. I lost a bet and had to eat my bully's underwear. It was gross, and I didn't get any writing done.

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My sister got a crush on a jerk! I can't believe her! This guy doesn't even act human!

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Update on the sister situation: they are no longer dating, and I weirdly had my parents on my side AGAINST my sister.

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My town hates me. This is bad. They also aren't getting my name right, so I'm changing my username here. But I did make a new friend!

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I got a girlfriend!

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I no longer have a girlfriend. Her boyfriend found out. She was using me as a rebound. Also, she wasn't who I thought she was.

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Ever done those flour sack babies? Yeah, don't. They suck. Shocker. I also got a C. Everyone in the class failed cause their babies became cookies. Well, except my friend. She got an A. Her teammate, my other friend, failed though. He'd been in charge of the flour sacks, and left them alone. His mom made the cookies.

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Might miss next update, fruitloop put a bounty on my head.

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There is no longer a bounty on my head.

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Sorry for the delay, I was temporarily forced to join the circus, be part of a thief gang, and my friend almost died. Luckily she didn't get as close as I did.

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All of the adults in my town left for a bit. Turns out they got mind controlled, and so me and my classmates had to save them from a pirate kid.

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Sorry for the delay. My town was temporarily in another dimension. Then I was unconscious for a bit. I think fruitloop stole from my parents. Also! The whole town doesn't hate me anymore, and they know my name!

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Note to self, never cheat on a test. It will have bad consequences, and destroy the future.

Also, apparently, my sister knows my secret.

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My friend entered a beauty pageant to get my attention, I accidentally declared her the winner, she caused a revolution, then I actually declared her the winner. Thus, all the girls at my school hate me. Sigh.

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Fruitloop has crossed a line, and now I have a cousin/sister/something, idk. Kinda worried, cause she just took off as well. I wish I could spill the blackmail I have on him, but he'd spill his blackmail he has on me! Really worried about my little... ugh, she said cousin at first so lets go with that.

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Sorry for the delay, and apologies for the weirdness the last few days, that may have been my fault. Luckily, nobody learned the truth anymore, so that's good! And school's out!

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I'm pranking Fruitloop

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He decided to become mayor in retaliation. I can't go to my favorite resteraunt anymore! The burgers there were to die for! Ugh!

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He's still mayor, blegh, but he's not enforcing the strict rules anymore. Teen can enter our local burger joint once more!

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Sorry for the delay. A plant monster took over my town and possessed everyone in it (he declared my friend his DAUGHTER, eugh!). He's gone now, so we're all good.

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I am now rich. I don't trust the government though.

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I am no longer rich.

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Sorry for the delay, the whole town overslept. Also, help, what do I do? I just realized I have a crush on my friend! And I think she likes me back? Gah!

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I'm gonna miss the next update, sorry, my class is going camping.

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I'm back. We ran into wolves. Kids went missing. Anyway, here's the chapter!

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My little cousin came back and she's really sick. We fixed the problem (for now at least), and my ex-almost girlfriend doesn't think she's evil, so I think we made a temporary truce. But Fruitloop tried to kill my little cousin, and nearly got away with it! I need to do something about him soon.

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Hi sorry for the delay the world almost ended.

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Oh, I didn't mention last update, but me and my friend are dating now! And I think fruitloop is gone.

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Time itself started to fall apart at the seams, so we had to reset it. Sorry for any fuzzy memories of the last month and a half-ish?

Fruitloop is also apparently not dead. He's doing better apparently? Still don't really trust him, but he's also now the guardian of alt. me so...

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Jason was a little worried. Who the [redacted] was this kid?

...he should probably check with someone in the Flash family about time getting reset. If that was true, then the other stuff...

Yikes.

What did he mean the world almost ended?

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Danny has a new apartment in Metropolis, and Dani has decided to pay a visit.

Her way, of course.

When she knows he's due to come home, because she knows his work schedule, she fills her hand with whipped cream and goes invisible, waiting just inside the door.

The door opens, she sees a flash of blue eyes, and slap! She slaps the whipped cream in Danny's face, going into the visible spectrum and laughing.

Then she stops laughing.

That's not Danny.

That's some other guy, who looks very, very confused and shocked.

"...Okay I swear I didn't mean to break into your apartment."

Or; Clark Kent works the same hours as Danny Fenton. They even live in the same apartment complex, albeit on opposite sides. Then again, 9-5 jobs aren't uncommon. Dani slaps Clark in the face with a handful of whipped cream. Clark's stunned that he didn't hear or see anyone in his apartment and actually got successfully pranked.
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This means Danny is just behind Clark when this happens. He hears a *thwap* and laughter. He knows that laughter. Oh fuck. Ellie broke into his neighbours place. Oh fuck. He turns around, and yep. That's Clark. Covered in whip cream. And a mortified looking Ellie.

Ellie: sooo…is Lois single? Asking for a friend. Who is me, I’m my friend.

Clark: Unfortunately not, sorry.

Ellie: Aw man...

Clark: Sorry I beat you to the punch?

Ellie glares up at Clark for five full seconds, and he feels the cosmic horror, before she shrugs, and it stops.

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Dani, destabilizing too fast to reach Danny or Vlad, does something stupid as a last resort. It works.

Simply put, she'd just read Frankenstein and there was a thunderstorm. She flew into the clouds and deliberately set out to get shocked by lightning.

It worked. It actually worked. Her Core went from something delicate and unsure of it's own alignment to having a Lightning Core. She wasn't thrilled that she shared that with Vlad, but hey! Now she only randomly got sick sometimes instead of all melty! Even then, she only gets sick if she runs out of juice, like a battery.

So she makes it a point to charge up her core as often as she can, and tornado season on the plains is a great way to find storms.

The Kents, watching a large storm roll in with clouds so heavy that they seemed to reach towards the ground, notice the figure of a small person darting in and out of them.

It happens again with the next one.

And the next.

It gets to the point where they ask Clark if he can find the strange meta that likes storms and invite them over for dinner, because they're starting to feel kind of like this is a neighbor now and Must Do the Polite Thing.

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Imagine if Dani also does the polite things and uses her newfound storm powers to make sure no tornadoes or lightning hits the nearby farms and homes. But the rain does. So farmers have been getting a lot less damage and a lot more rain for their crops.

She’s just being neighborly!

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I have a really upsetting fic idea. ALSO TW for Suicide Attempt (but it's not actually a suicide but the Young Just Us and Batfam don't know that) sooooo, if you uhm don't feel up to checking on this, you can just ignore it!!!!!!!! Please!

After saving Bruce from the timestream, Tim is slowly becoming distant from the Batfamily. They notice, but no one had the courage (except Alfred because he's just awesome like that) to reach out, using having to deal with other things first as an excuse. Besides, Tim looked fine. He even said that he was hanging out with someone in his civilian life, and he looked hapoy about it.

Kon tries to reach out, even Bart tries to have a conversation with Tim. Cassie invites Tim on outings. Tim was... not behaving weirdly, but he was making death jokes more often. They thought it was Jason's influence. But the death jokes also become a bit more worrying, a bit more gorey. They tell him so, asking if he's doing okay, if he needs to talk to someone. Tim smiles at them and hugs them, telling them hoe thankful he was to have them and that he's never been happier. Of course, that causes alarm bells to ring in their minds.

Kon tries to tell Dick about this. He was brushed off. He tried to tell Steph. She said she'll check up on him regularly but also says that Tim was fine. Kon even tries to reach out to Jason. JASON! And HE seems to be the only one concerned! Jason says he'll talk to Tim, and talk to Alfred because Jason isn't as emotionally equipped for all this but he does want the Little Bird to be okay.

And then, one day, Kon hears Tim's heartbeat stop. He flies out of the Kents' house while sobbing, a small resignation in his chest but also denial because he knew, HE KNEW, that with how Tim was behaving, there was a chance that Tim might... Might...

He goes to Tim's Nest near Crime Alley, but he couldn't find him there. He goes to Tim's other safehouses, goes to high places, explores alleys, but he couldn't find Tim anywhere.

As long as there wasn't a body, Kon wasn't going to lose hope that Tim might be alive.

So, finally, he gives up, calls for Bart and Cassie for help, and then goes to the Wayne Manor to talk to Alfred. The old butler invited Kon in, and Kon began telling him everything thatvwas going on, his fears of Tim being dead, and his hope that Tim might still be alive. That maybe he was in some place where his super hearing couldn't hear through, or his supervision couldn't see.

Batman and Robin (Kon was a bit bitter for Tim), enters the kitchen, and Alfred relays everything Kon has told him.

No expression was on Damian's face, but Bruce absolutely crumples.

"He's not dead," said Bruce, clenching his fists and stomping away, probably to the batcave. "He couldn't be!"

But the Batcomputer couldn't track Tim's vitals.

But it did track where he had last been. Tim was at the top of Wayne Tower, standing at the very ledge. Bruce tried to look for video feeds. And when he found some, he began raging and cursing the security guards most likely sleeping on the job. Tim would never drug someone to his benefit. Lies and deception? Yes. And, he had always been sneaky.

Bruce played the video, and he could see and watch Tim... Talking? He was talking to himself, but the video feed was too grainy. Bruce knows that the security cameras were state of the art, always constantly upgraded to make sure he would get quality videos to look through. Did Tim know this? Why didn't the security guards report this?

But Bruce didn't have time to think of other things anymore, because Tim was falling.

"No..."

Tim didn't look scared, he looked excited for some reason, even through the grainy quality. He was laughing, he didn't have any gear on him, he was nearing the ground.

And the video feed cuts there, turning black. Alfred was in the background, walking up to Bruce's chair with a hand on his chest, having just finished a call with various batfamily members to check on the scene while he and Bruce and the young Kon watched Tim dive off the roof.

Bruce was searching for more feeds, but it was just the same. Oracle says that everything in WE during that time of Tim's fall turned off. But that's not what Bruce wanted to know. He couldn't bring his hands to see the next part after the blackout. He couldn't move his shaking hands to press play after the blackout.

"Bruce," Kon spoke softly. "I didn't see any blood around WE. This was minutes after I couldn't hear his heartbeat."

"B," Dick's voice echoed throughout the cave. "There's nothing here. I can't find Tim anywhere."

Where could Tim have gone?

a few months ago, days after returning from the time stream...

There was this interesting guy, you see. He was looking around with a Camera in his hand, taking pictures of Gotham's buildings/architecture.

Except, he was taking the pictures... Wrong. "How can you expect to take good pictures like that?" asked Tim, because he's an asshole like that.

The guy turns to him, raising a brow. Then, he chuckled holding the camera out. "How do you take them, then?"

Tim took the camera, made a grand show of how to position himself, how to adjust the lenses, and then took a picture of the man who might be a bit younger than him from how youthful he looked, which was accentuated from the orange sunset behind him shining like a halo behind his head, the gotham architectures looking like arches welcoming the man into the city, gargoyle statues paused in their roars, cars lined up in a solemn procession, and people faced towards Danny almost in an excited bow. Tim didn't know how he managed to capture such good timing for all this, but this has to be one of his best captures yet.

He hands the camera back proudly, and the man whistles appreciatively. "You're right, you do have the right to insult me, oh great photographer."

Tim blushes. "Can you send me a copy of that picture?" he asks instead of retorting. Then, he opens his wallet to bring out his business card, writing at the back with the pen he brought out to write one of his active emails (and phone number).

"I'm Tim, by the way," he said.

The man took the card, chuckling when he found Tim's initials for his last name. "Timothy Jackson D.W.?"

Tim shrugged. This man doesn't seem to know him, and he's not gonna change that.

"Well, D.W.," said the man, holding a hand out, "I'm Daniel William F."

Tim raised a brow. "Shall I call you First D.W.?"

"Please, call me Danny."

Tim smirked. "Only if you call me, Tim."

Danny smirked back. "Nah. Last D.W. kinda fits you."

"It's a mouthful, moreso than Timothy."

"It drives you crazy, I think it's worth it."

It all felt surreal. He was bantering easily with a... Well, he wasn't a stranger anymore. But, it felt nice.

More banters and conversations ended up with Tim inviting him for coffee, and then the two of them having a caffeine drinking contest (much to the horror of many staff and patrons), and then to Tim asking when Danny was free, landing another outing together, and they meet, and then there's another outing, and another, and another, and...

Tim had never felt so happy. So calm. So peaceful. Danny felt the same.

And then, Danny said, "I have a secret I want to share... I mean, since we're far away from what makes this dangerous, I just thought that I should come clean with you before I ask if we could... Y'know... Take this relationship to the next level?"

Tim trusts Danny. So, he readies himself to listen. And he listens to Danny's story.

He lives in a whole other dimension, where he fights ghosts on a daily basis as a ghost himself. That he came visiting other dimensions as a way to cope and escape his life in the other world sometimes. He has a family and friends, he's scared of his parents but he loves them, he went through various heartbreaks, but still managed to push through.

"If you want to run away, you can," he said.

But Tim hugs him, hugs him and kisses him. Danny kisses back.

"I love you," he said.

They kiss some more.

But you see...

When Danny said that he wanted to go bring Tim to meet his sister, Tim, in his sleep-deprived mind that makes the most horrible and dumbest choices known to man, blurted out that he wanted to sky dive from the roof of WE, and then fall into the portal and into Danny's bed. It sounded great, it sounded fun. Danny was all for it, as long as Danny is holding on to Tim while they fell. But keeping up invisibilIty while also trying to keep a portal open sucks so much power, so, Tim tells him not to bother with Tim. This was such a horrible idea, Danny made sure to keep up the ghostly interference with the cameras. He'll make sure to return Tim by morning, and he really cannot have people noticing Tim about to fall to his death.

Danny's aura lulls some people still within WE to sleep. And then, they jump.

The portal shuts all electricity off in WE, which awakens a whole bunch of people, but not fast enough to see a portal momentarily open and close.

Danny and Tim were laughing as they land on Danny's bed. It was still day time in Danny's world, so he and Tim naps for a little while.

Then, when Tim is more rested and more rational, they meet Jazz.

But it's when he's drinking coffee does Tim's eyes snap open.

"KON HAS SUPERHEARING!"

"Who?"

And that's how Danny found out Tim's secret identity.

[The portal caused WE to lose electricity because Danny was using a whole bunch of energy trying to keep Tim alive, trying to protect Tim from turning liminal, half-ghost, and whatever else could happen from being even slightly affected by the ghost zone]

Danny didn't have enough energy to return Tim, so now Tim was inwardly panicking what will happen once he returns.

But then, Dani suggests to just let Tim be liminal, that way Tim doesn't need to explain. He can just say that he couldn't remember, and his heartbeat won't even be telling them anything because it'll be slowed.

Tim could see the logic-not-logic of it. Except, he feels bad--nope, no he doesn't. The less people knows about other worlds, the better. Bruce just got back, Tim has added some stress towards him for being an idiot and doing that stunt, and he might as well just...

"Will it hurt?"

"Well, since you're being infected, it's like catching a stomach bug. So, you'll probably be miserably out of it for a week or two."

A day before Danny and Tim heads back, Tim gets the authentic experience of eating the Fenton's infected by ectoplasm food. Usually, you'd avoid it. But, well, Tim needed to do this no matter hoe much Danny says that he literally didn't need to do that, oh ancients, babe.

But, Danny's friends are liminal, Jazz is liminal, the Fenton parents are liminal eithout even knowing it.

Tim wants this.

And Tim eats.

It's only when Danny has laid Tim in his bed does Tim finally starts feeling the effects. His body starts sweating, and his head starts feeling foggy. His stomach wasn't aching, but it felt really numb.

Danny, invisible, shushes quietly into Tim's ear. And then disappears when Tim's door opens.

"TIM! Oh god, ALFRED! TIM'S HERE!"

Bruce? Why does Bruce sound like that?

They bring Tim into the medbay, taking blood samples to check if he's really Tim.

And he is.

But then they see something in his blood.

"It's... similar to the Lazarus..."

Tim will take the knowledge about this to his grave... Afterlife... When he fades...

Because Jason will definitely kill him for being stupid. Tim was feeling stupid.

And he was crying.

"It's okay, Tim..."

He doesn't deserve that kind voice. Tim feels like a fake. He shouldn't have done that. He shouldn't have.

Because he's only going to get worse from here. Jason and Damian would be able to tell how Tim's body was dying, or better yet, getting closer with death.

But Tim won't be dying once the transition is done.

He'll be liminal. He'll be in the middle.

And he was so stupid about it, and none of his family members will know about it and--

"You don't have to tell them about my world, Tim," said Danny. "I'll tell them that I had you swallow some of this... Lazarus water or whatever."

"I did it willingly," whispered Tim, knowing that Damian could hear him either way, evem if he couldn't hear Danny. "I willingly ate it. It's not your fault. Let me own up to it..."

Damian thinks Tim was talking to him.

He relays the message to the others.

Aaaaaaand I'm now out of ideas of what else could happen. I just wanted some Tim Drake whump-not-whump. What Tim did was not cool, not his best ideas, and was probably out of character, and if someone could do this better (more heartwrenching and angsty), PLEASE. DO IT. I just want the Batfam and Tim to suffer.

I-

Anon this is a masterpiece holy shit. Like truly and genuinely this is incredible.

I can’t add anything onto this cause I know if I start writing I simply won’t stop and my carpal tunnel will not vibe with that.

If anyone else wants to add onto this I beg of you to do so because the angst potential is just so positively delicious.

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This is so good, holy shit

Okay. Okay.

Holy shit.

Lemme just...

Imagine the guilt Dick would feel, that very guilt pushing him to help Bruce find Tim. It was the least he could do, especially when Tim was the one who brought Bruce back with the barest of clues.

But unlike with Tim, who found Bruce, there are NO clues AT ALL. They have nothing to base their search on, nothing to help their search move forward, and nothing that will lead them to where Tim could be. He was literally just falling and laughing like a lunatic.

"The Joker," Bruce growled, standing up and driving all the way to Arkham.

No one could stop the Batman when he pushed his way inside, ignoring everyone as he marched up to the Joker's cell with bloodlust rolling off of him in waves. Every officer, therapist, and criminal could feel the rage and hatred from the Dark Knight. Wisely, they all stepped back, because it was like the 2nd Robin's death all over again.

The Joker grinned widely, maniacly, with ooen arms when the Batman stops at his cell.

"Batsy!" the Joker greeted, striding forward to smush his face on the glass, fogging it up with his breath a bit as he eyed the raging Bat up and down. He stepped back with a creepy chuckle. "To what do I owe the pleasure, hm?"

"Tell me where he is," Batman demanded.

"Hm? Who?" the Joker wondered, eyes wide in glee. "Did you lose a birdie? Is it another Robin?"

Batman hit the glass with a clenched hand. But it didn't break, as the glass was bulletproof thanks to the donations of the Wayne family. But that didn't matter.

The Joker didn't flinch, only widened his maniacal grin, laughing and spinning around in a circle before lying on his bed with his legs held up. "I envy the person who managed to do this, Batsy. Really! I do!" Then, the Joker sat up, giggling like an excited schoolgirl. "And here I thought only I could drive you crazy like this! Tell me, Batsy. Who is it? Who did it? Wanna team up to get rid of this wretched third-wheel?"

Batman said nothing. He glared at the grinning Joker, hands clenched so tightly people who looked at him thought that he could possibly drae blood through his gloves.

No one had the gall to say that the Joker hadn't left since being captured and admitted last week.

But no one had to say anything, because the Dark Knight punched the glass, which still didn't break. 'Thank you Mr. Wayne for the donations!' some of the staff inwardly cried, while stepping away to avoid getting shoved by the Bat.

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They tried searching on whether Tim met anyone who could have influenced him.

Dick and Steph visits the cafe Tim frequents to. There, they have a suspect.

"His name is D.W., apparently," the barista said. "At least, that's what Timmy calls him, and that's what he makes me write on his cup. They're so sickenly sweet together. They officially became a couple two weeks ago, they told me themselves."

"Do you know what this D.W. does for a living?" Dick asks. "Or his contact number?"

The barista shrugs. "Photography, probably. But, when the camera's being used, it's Timmy who always uses it. So, I don't think that's his career or something."

Dick nods. Then, they grab their order and sit at a secluded place in the cafe.

"Oracle, what have you got?" asked Steph through the comms.

"Tim deleted the footage," she said, making both Dick and Steph frown. "There's nothing to retrieve, either. Everything had been cleanly cut and disposed of. I can't even find any footage of what D.W. might look like."

"Shit, we should ask the barista," Steph said, standing up.

Dick took over talking to Oracle. "Can you track the places that Tim deleted footage of?"

Oracle made a frustrated sound. "That's the thing. Starting two months ago, footage of three different places gets deleted all at the same time. Before that, he's been deleting only the footage in the cafe and in the park. Other times, WE."

Steph arrives just as Oracle said that. "The barista said that the guy has either blue or green eyes, and sometimes they're of different shades, so he might be wearing contacts. As for the hair, she thinks it's probably black or white, or even silver, so he probably wears wigs, too."

"How do we know he's not a meta?" Dick asked.

"Because the barista says that the dude makes it a habit to visit the comic shop and wear whatever the hell he buys from there," Steph replies, sipping on her drink. Then, she huffed. "It's probably Tim buying the things. But I'm not too sure. Maybe he is a meta. Maybe he isn't. But the barista did say that he's incredibly handsome."

"I'll make a list of places to visit from the different cameras Tim deleted footage from," said Oracle. "Maybe we'll be able to get more info from there."

***

There were too many places that were listed, but were organized by how many times Tim deleted anything from that place.

The most baffling thing is, they don't get any information on Tim's supposed civilian boyfriend. The only information they got is that, "Yes, Tim Drake comes here himself to buy from our store," and that, "No? I don't think he came with anyone else. He was definitely alone."

***

"Maybe it's his boyfriend that's bringing him to places?" asked Duke. "And maybe that's why he disappeared when he fell? Heck, maybe that's why he was laughing when he jumped? Because he knew he wasnvt in danger?"

Bruce glared at the screen of the batcomputer, eyes flitting from one piece of information to another. "He was being manipulated," he concluded.

"Tim? Manipulated?" Steph asked, eyes wide with disbelief.

"Tt. It's not manipulation, Father," said Damian. All eyes were on the youngest Wayne as he stepped up, arms crossed over his chest. But he wasn't looking to any one of them. "Drake may not fall to manipulation, but... He follows your teachings a bit too much."

The youngest Wayne remembers the fight on the T-Rex. How, instead of letting him fall to his doom, he pulled Damian up.

It was foolish.

It was confusing.

It made Damian feel guilty.

"He upholds Father's teachings well. He does not kill, no matter who tries to... to harm him," he said, finally looking to every one of their eyes, and then finishing on Bruce's. "But if there is one way to bring Drake to his doom, it is using those teachings against him. He may not be perfect in following them, but Tamara Fox would have been dead, and Captain Boomerang, and perhaps... even my grandfather and mother if he puts his mind to it."

Bruce was silent.

"What I am trying to say, Father, is that he is not manipulated," Damian said. "But there may be a connection between his paramour and where he might have disappeared to. Whether he went of his own free will is to be determined."

***

Headcanon: Danny as Phantom has no heartbeat. He could also control who could hear him or not.

***

Kon heard it. He sat up with widened eyes, alerting the rest of the batfamily, Bart and Cassie.

"Kon? What's going on?" asked Cassie, slowly walking towards him with a hand reached out.

"He's..." Kon could hear a fast, loud, strong heartbeat of the very person they were trying to find. He knows this heartbeat. He knows it.

He stood up, and makes eye contact with Bruce. "He's in his room..." he said.

Bruce didn't wait. He started running, leaving everything he was working on in the batcave. Everyone else was right behind him.

Bart ran to Tim's room first, slamming the door open to see Tim lying on his bed, ragged breathing and clutching tightly to his bedsheets. His hair was stuck to his forehead.

The speedster didn't protest when Bruce shoved his way into the room, dropping to his knees once he got to Tim's bed. Everyone else arrived, and they all watched as Bruce lifted a trembling hand over Tim's head.

Tim was gasping, clenching his teeth and groaning softly on the bed.

Bruce laid a hand on his son's forehead, wincing and frowning at the heat. His son opened his eyes, which seemed glassy and unable to truly see him.

"Br'ce?"

Bruce heaved a breath, lifting himself up to bring Tim into his arms.

"Oh, Tim." His son. His son is home. He hugs him closer, kissing his forehead and letting tears escape from his eyes.

"Master Bruce?" Alfred called, already at Bruce's side.

"Alfred, oh Al," Bruce cried, leaning towards his father figure, who gently held him close. "He's here!" he cried. "He's home, Al. My baby's home."

In his arms, Tim's own breath hitched, a few tears falling from his own, glassy eyes as he clutched on to Bruce.

"I'm... s'rry..." he breathed. "D'n't cry... my fault..."

Bruce gently shushed his son. His son. Oh, his son was alive and safe in his arms. He's home.

"It's going to be alright, Tim," said Bruce. Rocking him and Tim together on the bed, as if trying to put him to sleep. "You're safe. You're safe now."

But Tim only continued crying.

***

In the medbay, they ran some tests and took a look at his bloodwork. Leslie had also come by to give Bruce a second opinion.

Tim's fever doesn't seem to be going down after giving him some medicine. But there was nothing that's saying what he's going through is some kind of disease.

"I'm fine..." Tim breathed, although the oxygen mask on his face muffled his words. They all understood it well enough, though.

"Tt. Drake, you look anything but fine," said Damian, coming up to him to adjust the blanket on Tim's body.

But Tim shook his head, almost causing the oxygen mask to lay crookedly on his face. "I won't die," he said. "I... pr'mise."

Everyone in the cave paused in their movements, staring at Tim, not knowing what to say or how to react.

Surprisingly, it was Jason, who had been quiet the whole time he was with them, who responded. "Of course you won't, Little Bird," he said. And it was so gently said, they couldn't even believe it was him. "Don't let the title of being a damn cockroach be taken from you."

Everyone could see how Tim was looking at Jason, but they couldn't read his expression. Not even Cass. But, looking closely, Tim doesn't seem to be looking at Jason at all. It was like he was looking blankly at the air.

Then, Tim smiled. "Yeah," he said, almost a whisper. "I'm a damn c'ckroachshhh..."

Tim's heartrate spiked.

"What's happening?!" Bruce screamed, eyeing the computer in a panic.

Leslie ran up to Tim and began checking his vitals. Alfred went to assist her. Stephanie was at the foot of Tim's bed waiting for krder of how she could help.

Everybody else had to step away.

***

For the next few days, Tim's temperature stayed dangerously high.

Tim was conscious through it all, although his sight and hearing had been a haze. His whole body felt numb.

The only clarity had been Danny's voice.

"Today is the day your molecules become rearranged," he whispered the moment conversations in the medbay lulled. "Your body has become hot enough..."

Tim whimpered, because not only can he begin feeling the heat, but he could also feel the pain. It was like being stabbed all over his body.

"I'm here, Tim," whispered Danny, easing Tim's panic. "You aren't alone. I am with you. I am here. I won't leave."

Blood began dripping from Tim's nose, causing Damian to shout in panic. "Father! Drake is bleeding!"

From Tim's nose, to his eyes, to his mouth and from his ears, blood was escaping from every orifice.

"Shit, shit, shit," Jason cursed, grabbing a wet towel to wipe Tim's face. The blood doesn't stop.

Bruce and Alfred finally made it, Stephanie taking charge to check on Tim's vitals herself.

Then, Tim's breath hitched and he opened his eyes.

And all were gaping, horrified, towards him.

His eyes were glowing a Lazarus green.

***

It was hectic after that day.

Because not only had he stopped bleeding, his body also decided to finally cool off. Well, cool off and continue cooling off to dangerous levels.

Tim breathes slower now. Kon confirming along with the machine that his heartrate had also slowed.

But what was a bit more prominent was the bodily changes. His skin had become as pale as a corpse, taking on a bluish tint where his veins are supposed to be. Then, his ears began becoming pointed, impish looking, as if to express exactly how devious the little bird is to be. When Tim yawns in his unconsciousness, they could spot how his teeth had grown fangs. Baby fangs. And it would have been cute if they weren't so worried about what Tim was becoming.

However, just as the transformation seemed to finish, Tim's complexion finally went back to a healthy shade. His heartbeat was still concerningly slow, enough to be passed as bradycardia.

And then, he finally lost the haze in his eyes. He was finally lucid enough to talk with everyone.

I love how horrific and awful the experience of becoming liminal really is in this.

Wondering how the others experienced it. So Jazz and Danny were born liminal, their parents worked around ectoplasm before maybe during and after their birth. They just grew more liminal until they reached the limit. Sam and Tucker though.... What if those moments of watching Danny die and then fall out of the portal, that rush of ecto made the process super quick and they mistake it for panic and heartbreak over losing Danny? The bright flash of green light blinding them and hiding the headache? Or it happens later during the show or after idk. Shenanigans of kids born liminal and the Persephone and Hades and pomegranate jokes run wild I imagine

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Sam and Tucker were purposefully infected with ecto-acne by Vlad in canon. They were sick for a good chunk of time while Danny searched for a cure. That could be an easy point of reference for this story.

But I’m also obsessed with the Hades/Persephone allusion. Danny is King of the Dead in canon, and here’s this delightful person in another realm he meets and falls in love with and steals away only for them to make their own choice to become physically altered to become closer to the King.

Literary nerd Jason is going to experience immediate horror because he KKOWS the story he also knows that depending on how many Tim ate he might be perma dying since number of seeds=how long you spend in the underworld in the stories but it's never quite clear if 6 seeds is six months or 12 weeks since 6 months is half the year(fall&winter) or 12 weeks being a season(winter)

The Bats are now 'Demeter' who is trying to stop 'Hades' - Danny - and 'Persephone' - Tim - from ever being together because just like the legend. They don't want Tim to die even if he's already eaten the Pomegranate given by Kong of the Dead (lol).

I can see Danny and Tim enjoying their life and being happy as a couple while Tim's family and friends having crisis after the stunt Tim pulled by jumping off the roof while laughing like a maniac.

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Dan, bound to a clone body and experiencing a relatively calm life with the Fentons, gets de-aged by a jealous Vlad and is held hostage by the man, who wants to be involved with family things. Vlad, somehow, loses the baby.

14 years later, Jason Todd is desperately looking for his mother, only for the DNA test to match him with a 30-year-old transman and a billionaire over 60.

Oh, and his own missing person's report.

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I go absolutely FERAL for this trope with Danny and Vlad.

It’s just so SCRUMPTIOUS, and then adding in Jason Todd as having once been Dan BUT NOT EVEN REALIZING IT?!

He’s a mama’s boy and he WILL get vengeance.

Danny himself had been looking for Dan for such a long time, furious at Vlad for his actions and the results that came from it. Dan was lost Ancients KNEW where, as a helpless baby! He kept the missing person’s report as active as he could because Dan was still out there, he was alive in some way for his soul and ghost had not returned to the Infinite Realms.

Dan was still alive.

He had to be.

And then Danny is visited by Jason Todd, a young boy so painfully familiar that Danny feels his core shake.

Jason had a whole speech planned. Presentation, explanations, how he found him, everything !

But when the man, the person who birthed him, opened that door it was like looking at a future version of him. He looked so much like him.

Yes his jaw was not the same shape and neither were his eyes but everything else ? Jason knew the next time he would look into a mirror he would be comparing their features.

The man - Danny, his name was Danny - let out a wounded sound that snapped him out of his thoughts. He brought his arms up as if he was about to take him in his arms before freezing.

Why? Why did he stop? Was he gonna be rejected, sent away? Was he going to tell him that he couldn't possibly be his son?

But then Danny denied it all with a single question, "Please... Can I hug you?"

Jason could only nod a little numbly as his biological father threw his arms around him with a heart-wrenching sob. He craddled his head gently, preciously like one would with a baby.

"Dan..." He whispered and it took him a second to realize that it was his name. The name he had been given at birth. Sure he had seen it in the missing person file but it had not registered before this.

"You're home. Ancients you're home, I knew you were alive, I knew it! You're home..."

Jason slowly relaxed into the hug, wrapping his arms around the man, his grip a little more hesitent but just as strong.

It wasn't before several minutes that Danny let him go. His face was a mess, his eyes red and puffy from crying but his smile so big and bright.

"Come in!" He said, taking his hand to lead him inside the house, "Ancients I have to call everyone, my parents and Jazz and Sam, Tucker and the school, just give me a moment I'll be right back, help yourself with the fudge!"

Danny left quickly to pass some phone calls and Jason was left in the living room, a plate of fudge that smelled amazing on the table and free to look around as he wanted.

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I feel like @hdgnj would go feral for this one

@virgamsysxvolumes and @dragonsrequiem will probably like this one too. Also the comments on Jason doing the math of his biological parents ages.

Also the tags on past reblogs are great.

@gaddaboutgriffon is absolutely right and I am feral about this.

"Is...can I ask what happened?" Jason tried to prod gently, he wanted to understand what happened.

Jason had seen the missing person's report, had seen who his father was and had roughly estimated the age that his carrier was when he must have given birth to him. He had roughly a few dozen ideas of how he could have come into the care of the Todd couple. But he wanted a more clear understanding. He knew just from Danny's reaction that his displacement was completely against his will.

Figured you would like it.

Now as I recall Jason had run off from Wayne manor to find his biological family without telling Bruce or Alfred. Would not take long for either to notice he is gone and then look through the clues to figure out where he is. So queue worried BatDad tracking him down and maybe even overheating some things.

Though that may take a few days since I think Batman was on a justice league mission out of communication at the time Jason snuck out to find his mom in the comics. So he didn’t get the call from Alfred until after radio silence was over.

But yeah naturally or cloning what Vlad did would get him a life sentence if I am not mistaken. Especially when combined with everything else. Vlad is going to be like an extra fun chew toy for Batsy to put away.

Oh and with Jason as the introduction point. Wait until Dr Jasmine gets a whiff of all the psychological and emotional issues just wafting off of Bruce. Being a liminal has its perks that she can actually feel the emotions of others.

And I look forward to Big sister Ellie just flying tackle Jason into a hug. She was traveling and was halfway up through the school field trip in Star city when she got Danny’s call. (Thank you uncle Tucker for the ecto phone that works anywhere.) and yes that is how it is revealed she has powers.

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By the end of the day, Jason has gotten a convoluted story about time travel, the mulitverse, and cloning.

It turns out his ghost-self (soul?!) is a mix of Vlad and Danny because Vlad ripped out his humanity in a bad, alternate future timeline and his remaining ghost self ripped away and stole Vlad's ghost self instinctively in reaction. He has a physical, human body that is a genetic mix of the two because Vlad cloned a body to stuff him into. To make him easier to contain during the kidnapping.

(Apparently his ghost self was very powerful and still very angry about the body snatching experiment.)

No one is entirely sure why he doesn't have any of his previous memories or powers, but not to worry! They know a doctor.

(In the afterlife.)

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I’ve been forced into reading Danny phantom fanfics because I’m desperate for Billy Batson content and for some reason half the stuff on ao3 is crossover stuff so I guess I like Danny phantom now?? Kind of?? I haven’t watched it and I don’t plan on it but I really like the idea of it.

Anywho,

Billy has maintained a very delicate balance of half truths and lies of ommision over the years to protect his identity as a literal child. He uses facts he learned from his patrons and his interest and knowledge in history, specifically Ancient Greece, to convince people he’s ancient.

Then one day this ghost guy joins the league claiming to be incredibly old as well except he just goes around straight up lying about stuff, saying whatever the hell he feels like about the past if it’s convenient to him or just funny. Most of it contradicts with the story Billy has been delicately weaving over the years and he’s kind of panicking.

One day he confronts the ghost guy and is like “I know your not actually ancient but I’m not a snitch, how old are you?”

And Danny kind of feels bad about pretending to be ancient in front of someone who has literally been around since at least Ancient Greece and confesses that he’s 14. Captain Marvel stares at him for a few minutes before breaking out in a big grin and transforming into a 12 year old Billy. They instantly become inseparable.

You’d think that Billy would ask Danny to stop lying all the time because it’s gonna get them caught, but no, he thinks it’s hilarious. Now whenever Danny says something absurd or directly contradictory of the actual history that Billy told them, they’re just like “oh yeah both of those happened at the same time but all the scribes were at the same spot so no one wrote about the other one and it was lost to time” or “there was a time loop for a good few years back in good old Greece so a lot of weird things happened that just didn’t stick.” Or “that did happen but only ghosts could perceive it.” Or sometimes, if they absolutely cannot get away with any other explanation, “dang must have dreamt it!”

The league is hopelessly confused and 90% sure they’re being messed with but they have no proof and if they look at the history at least MOST of the stuff they say is true so there’s really no reason to doubt it when Danny claims he once fist fought the god of time while the entirety of Rome cheered for him and placed bets, especially when Billy nods sagely and says he remembers having to clean up the space time continuum after the fight and that he lost the modern equivalent of ten bucks in the bet (he still doesn’t lie, just doesn’t disagree with the blatant dishonesty. He honestly did have to clean up the space time continuum multiple times after Danny messes with time a bit too much thanks to Clockwork + shenanigans. They make bets all the time too lol)

I think the contrast between ‘never lies’ and ‘lies all the time for funsies’ with the same motivation of ‘do the funniest thing possible at all times’ can be extremely entertaining and interesting.

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It's a Fenton thing

A lot of Dead on Main fics have Danny and Jason get together over some form of violence and have it be how ghost courtship works.

Sometimes it's kicking someone's ass. Sometimes it's kicking ass on their behalf. Sometimes it's about making a point of showing off your ass-kicking skills in front of them.

It's all fun. It's all valid.

But what if, hear me out, it was not a ghost courtship thing but was a Fenton courtship thing.

How many times has Jack Fenton said "Man that's hot" in response to Maddie kicking ass?

Do you see my vision?

Jason going on a rampage when his enemies kidnap Danny. Danny swooning so hard it takes him a minute to remember how to phase the restraints off. Then he bounds over to fight by his boyfriend's side with a big, lovestruck grin with just a hint of viciousness.

Both of them showing off their combat skills for the other to admire.

At some point, someone asks if it's a ghost thing, and One of the Fentons replies "no, that's just how hotness works," at the same that a ghost replies "no, they're just like that."

Imagine a universe where Jazz's first crush was on the one other kid in her karate class who could best her as often as she beat them.

Imagine the Fentons having a colorful history of falling in love on battlefields and in underground fighting rings.

Everyone else: Is that a ghost thing?

Ghosts, possibly Walker (if we go the route of him being Maddie’s Dad): Absolutely not, do not lump us in with those horney wackjobs. Ghost courting is exceedingly gentle and private. This…… this Fenton Shit.

If we go the Walker is Maddie's dad route- then that means he too also has a tale of when he met the love of his life through violence.

Walker: I met my love on a prison yard- another guard, not a prisoner. They managed to knock out three prisoners twice their size and incapacitate six other smaller prisoners with broken bones. Hottest thing I ever saw-
The person who questioned him: Y'all are freaky- but nice romance-
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