Let me sleep

We’ll never die

Imagine paying money to view a Tumblr post and all you get is this

In my next life I will be reborn as #shepard.

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 08/15/2011 3:16:51 PM, it’s that #alistair takes up too much of my time.

I’m thinking about getting a hamster and naming it after #jacob frye. Sound off in the replies if this is a bad idea.

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I didn’t even unmute this I’m just laughing out loud in a library

you should have unmuted this

getting hyped over the new pokemon game but then remembering you don’t have a switch

alright

leon: shoots mr. x, removing his hat

mr. x, immediately:

leon: wow good thing i cleared this area of zombies so i’m safe for a bit :)

mr. x

leon, having run into mr. x for the 15th time:

I’m sorry everyone, I just really needed to share my experience with RE2 so far.

“Upload your resumé in PDF format”

“Now type out your work experience, even though you just fucking uploaded your resumé”

“While you’re at it, type out your education too, even though it’s on the fucking resumé as well”

“Great, now fill out this questionnaire too. It’ll only take 20-30 minutes! If we decide not to hire you, we won’t even give you the courtesy of an automated email telling you you’re not the right fit!”

“Cool cool now tell us in 300 characters or less something unique about you that makes you stand out from the other hundreds of applicants even though we only want you for your skill and absolutely don’t care about you as a human.”

tumblr devs:

you’re a sunflower 🌻

peter b parker is the ultimate case of super smart/‘gifted’ in school kid with ridiculously high expectations and self-imposed standards who burns out and becomes deeply depressed and that’s why he’s so relatable to millenials send tweet