Certified Hot Mess

a single andes chocolate mint from the olive garden can fully nourish an adult human for up to 96 hours

we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

this killed me

Shouichi Taguchi - 2022

Post like you're from ponyville

Just saw Princess Twilight walking down the street carrying a book titled "boiling eggs for dummies" I love this town

they can erect a magic fuckin castle from asunder, but they cant fix the potholes in the road what tf

Just got my cutie mark my ass is NOT continuing the family business lmaoooo

i think its so funny that alumni from schools like harvard and columbia that were there during the protests in the 60s-80s are expressing support for students currently protesting against the genocide in palestine, and random zionists that were NOT at these protests in the 60s-80s have the never ending audacity to tell these alumni "well thats different, what you protested was good and what they're protesting is bad." as if protesters against the vietnam war and apartheid south africa were not also demonized, arrested, brutalized, and even killed for their activism. history only remembers them fondly after the damage has already been done.

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

Yes! This is a cat!! ✓

woa

Yes! Yes! Digital kitty creature is for sure a cat! ✓

awesome..

Yknow what they say. Cayenne pepper is the spice of life

OP 3000 years later❤️

serenest of fig meals: happy

serene fig happy meal

be happy! serene fig meal

serene as heavenly hell. happy meal fig

in my serene dreams i see it. fig happy meal

gott keep an eye out for serene fig

happy meals make the fig serener

“get figgy with it” serene happy meal

with serenity, go fig yourself! my happiest meal

figgy serene meal happy

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn in LOTR

cover art for Hatuna Be-Yaar (Wedding in the Forest), by Yaʻakov David Kamson

(via Center for Jewish History on Flickr)

im not a catboy im a catguy its like a catboy but i wear cargo shorts

Louis Stettner Legs Up, Penn Station, New York City 1958