sing, goddess, the anger of Peleus' son Achilleus

me: *lifts up big rock*

all the bugs underneath it:

mom said its my turn in the sin bin

every successive line in this scene knocks the wind out of you anew

Okay so I know other people have already mentioned it but Bucky really out here using his non-dominant hand to flex for his crush like...

BUT WHEN HES ALONE HE USES HIS RIGHT HAND????

God, he’s so obvious🤦‍♀️

@samwilsons-pillowpecs

thinking about how in the 1800s i would've just been able to leave my town, change my appearance and my name, and wander until no one knew who i was

and then i would pretend to be a doctor and sell people fucked up little medicines

STUDIO GHIBLI + FOOD

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cathdelichtenberg

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

Hes right

#love how early he removed the knife

this is maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

reminder to:

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

A reminder.

love drinking water while taking a piss every chance i get to remind myself of my status as, ultimately, just a loud little tube with opinions

single btw

oh to wear a knife strapped against my thigh beneath a silk dress

kindness is cool as hell but you have to understand that sometimes being kind means getting angry

& yes that includes being kind to yourself