forbidden snacks
In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.
i aspire to be this petty someday
average rick and morty fan
language was a mistake
important confession
i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.
a) why is this tagged hamilton
b) what the fuck is going on
What kinda sick fuck lies about being hiv+ for the tumblr fame????
Wowwwwwwww! I really don’t know how you can live with yourself.
This site gets weirder and weirder as time progresses
Summary: naj and israa were the same person, one was a sock puppet while the other was just fake completely. They lied about (bare minimum) having hiv, being pregnant with hiv, being trafficked, being a sex worker, their race(s), being married, and probably more.
Why? Who knows!
There’s no other place like Tumblr
they did it cuz they wanted to justify writing a “HIV au hamilton” fic . they made up a whole lie about their life so they could “base” off their fic on their life .
They wrote a WHAT?????
did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
this is made up and you’re a fucking idiot
Innovation at it’s best (cute art)
[Video of some seriously impressive paper engineering. No sound.]
thanks for your incredibly valuable contribution tumblr user pomrania
this is so fucking legendary
a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨
This is truly incredible.
Europe in a nutshell
How do you feel about 🇹🇷
Bob’s Burgers got 62 fans to animate the season 8 premiere. It’s just like a regular episode, except the art-style changes every time the scene changes.
Sometimes they mix artstyles in the same frame
TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.
at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..
you sound like a fun person to be around op
i’ve struck a nerve in the shits&farts fandom
so how do you feel about autistic people op
literally what the hell is going on