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Welcome To The Tres Spades Hotel

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Welcome to my blog!! This blog is dedicated to my 5 baddest baes ♥! I post headcannons and reblog/post things about voltage! You may request a headcannon if you wish, on or off anon! Have fun! Fanfictions | Headcannons
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I will stop writing if I get another Eisuke’s request 😐

I have literally written and used his dick in so many ways, even having his other hole pumped by Soryu Oh but it’s never enough.

Everyone is entitled to have the fantasies they desire just don’t drag me along with it, my motivation and fun of writing been sucked out of me enough, really don’t need to get into his head.

We are not obligated to write, my story don’t pop out of thin air, it takes time and effort- it is the lack of interaction, appreciation and feedback here that make me stop taking request.

*gotta update FAQ of what I’m NOT writing*

@hobo4lyfe11 would you be open to Eisuke’s request since he’s your (one and only) cinnamon roll? I’m happy with my Rikiya 😝

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Anonymous asked:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

I  L O V E milkshakes 

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Hello there. Can I request a KBTBB headcanon were bidders reaction to MC being a famous YouTuber like she's doing 'let's plays', song covers, try not to laugh challenges etc.. Thank you so much. *hugs*

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Sorry it took so long! I didn’t know if you wanted them to discover her or already be with her, but I did the first one. Sorry if you don’t like it! *hugs*

Eisuke  

• Eisuke doesn’t know two shits about youtube 

Although, if he did, he would make such good content

• He found you one day because you were staying at the hotel

• and he h a d to know what all the fuss was about

• Typing your name into google, he was immediately brought to youtube.com

•“Youtube? Who’s tube? I don’t have a tube.”

• Somehow, he found his way to your recent cover, leaning back in his chair and listening very intensely

•“Damn,” he thought, “this isn’t that shitty.”

• He ended up sitting in his office for hours, listening to your soothing voice.

even tho you were literally in his hotel and he had the power to meet you

Soryu

• Soryu had noticed that while he was talking to Inui and Samejima, they didn’t give two fucks as they watched something on their laptop.

•“What the fuck you guys, I’m telling you about my day.”

•“We don’t care about your day.”

• “pARDON”

•“Come here and watch this, boss!”

• Glaring at the two of them, he walked over and looked down at the screen

• He immediately saw a beautiful girl telling a story

• He became hooked, staying up late watching all of your story times.

• “Shes as a more interesting life than me, and I’m a mafia boss.”

• He loved the way you told stories, so he wasn’t upset when Inui and Samejima ‘forced’ him to go to one of your shows.

Ota

• Ota would sometimes go on youtube for how to videos

• but sometimes he went from watching how to build an ikea table to babies eating lemons

• That’s sorta what happened here

• He was trying to watch videos of speed painting, when he found one of your makeup tutorials.

• and damn, you were good.

• Being an artist himself, he was amazed at the way you blended different eye shadows together 

and how did you get that highlight 

her eyebrows are so symmetrical

• He ended up falling in love with you and your makeup abilities, immediately going to twitter to dm you.

Baba

• Baba loves watching let’s play videos on youtube 

• He seems to like it a lot better than playing a video game himself

• That’s when he found your channel 

• When he clicked the first video, he thought you were beautiful and hilarious

• After watching 20 videos, he realized he was watching you more than the game. 

• You were such a natural when it came to keeping everything interesting 

• and he couldn’t help but laugh every time you died

• and the jump scares were the best

• the two of you screamed at the same time, causing Ota to walk in

•“Dude… what are you doing?”

•“wE’RE GOING TO PLAYLIST LIVE”

Mamoru

• Mamoru would secretly watch videos called ‘TRY NOT TO LAUGH 100% GUARANTEED YOU WILL’ just to prove them wrong 

• Until he found your video

• You were trying not the laugh, just like him

• But when the first clip was a kitten falling

• yOU SNORTED SO LOUD

• AND THEN YOU MADE HIM LAUGH!!

• he was shook afterwards

• “How the hell did a kid just make me laugh?”

• He continued watching more and more of your videos, and each one caused him to chuckle at your cute sense of humor 

• He ended up subscribing 

and you were the only one he was subscribed to

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Eisuke: It’s just a small, casual party, so don’t be extra.

Baba: Sure thing.

Also Baba:

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HERE’S THE THING THOUGH

I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click

And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”

So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is

“No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it.”

I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:

“Ma’am, this is a matter of national security.”

I accidentally called the director of the FBI.

My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.

This is my new favourite story.

When I was in college I got a job working for a company that manages major air-travel data. It was a temp gig working their out of date system while they moved over to a new one, since my knowing MS Dos apparently made me qualified.

There was no MS Dos involved. Instead, there was a proprietary type-based OS and an actually-uses-transistors refrigerator-sized computer with switches I had to trip at certain times during the night as I watched the data flow from six pm to six AM on Fridays and weekends. If things got stuck, I reset the server. 

The company handled everything from low-end data (hotel and car reservations) to flight plans and tower information. I was weighed every time I came in to make sure it was me. Areas of the building had retina scanners on doors. 

During training. they took us through all the procedures. Including the procedures for the red phone. There was, literally, a red phone on the shelf above my desk. “This is a holdover from the cold war.” They said. “It isn’t going to come up, but here’s the deal. In case of nuclear war or other nation-wide disaster, the phone will ring. Pick up the phone, state your name and station, and await instructions. Do whatever you are told.”

So my third night there, it’s around 2am and there’s a ringing sound. 

I look up, slowly. The Red phone is ringing.

So I reach out, I pick up the phone. I give my name and station number. And I hear every station head in the building do the exact same. One after another, voices giving names and numbers. Then silence for the space of two breaths. Silence broken by…

“Uh… Is Shantavia there?”

It turns out that every toll free, 1-900 or priority number has a corresponding local number that it routs to at its actual destination. Some poor teenage girl was trying to dial a friend of hers, mixed up the numbers, and got the atomic attack alert line for a major air-travel corporation’s command center in the mid-west United States.

There’s another pause, and the guys over in the main data room are cracking up. The overnight site head is saying “I think you have the wrong number, ma’am.” and I’m standing there having faced the specter of nuclear annihilation before I was old enough to legally drink.

The red phone never rang again while I was there, so the people doing my training were only slightly wrong in their estimation of how often the doomsday phone would ring. 

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arctic-hands

Every time I try to find this story, I end up having to search google with a variety of terms that I’m sure have gotten me flagged by some watchlist, so I’m reblogging it again where I swear I’ve reblogged it before.

This is how the whole Santa Tracker thing got started with NATO. 

Also reminds me of a story. 

A dude I once knew has a fancy job in computer security that has him travelling all over the world and one of my favorite stories is how this company (I was not allowed to know the name due to confidentiality clauses but I was assured it was one with strong ties to national security) had a problem where every day their servers would go down at the same time for 15 mins straight and no one could figure out why because everything checked out and it was literally supposed to be impossible for the servers to go down and so they hired him to come have a look at their servers and figure out if they were being hacked or what because according to security logs no one had been in there that shouldn’t be.

The security around the server room was ridiculous. Like, he couldn’t even go in the room without the head of security and one of the vice presidents of the company in there with him. 

He had to pretty much force them to let him put a small camera, encrypted data  streaming to his laptop,  in the server room overnight and then he wasn’t allowed to leave with his laptop. So he goes in and reviews the footage the next day and at the exact time stamp he has for the footage going down he sees…. The cleaning person unplugging the servers so that they can plug in their vacuum. Fifteen minutes later the vacuuming is done and the servers are up and running again. 

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OH MY GAWDDDDDD!!!!!

SOMEONE! SOMEONE STOP ME FOR FANGIRLING TOO MUCH!!! MY DREAM!

I wonder which game is gonna get anime adaptiom first?! I bet my money on Kissed By The Baddest Bidder, but there’s also possibilty that My Forged Wedding is gonna be first too It is the oldest game that’s still popular locally and internationally Star Crossed Myth can also be a possibilty! I dont care anymore! As long as its Voltage, I can scream happily

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