medievalist in recovery

@majorheelturn / majorheelturn.tumblr.com

jess the mess. 40. scorpio. queer af 💙💜💖jersey at heart, maryland at present. wrestling is real & it’s spectacular. phd in wrestling fandom (but actually).

it’s here it’s here!

it’s @wrestlebang time and though the last month or so has been…. a challenge…. I got the best kind of escape through writing one of my favorite pairs of mutual pining dorks, El Desperado and Zack Sabre Jr.

I can’t wait for you all to see the absolute brilliance that @mellivora came up with- I was BLESSED to get connected with an artist who loves these two and was willing to talk NJPW D&D classes on the side.

for now, enjoy the drama, the submission holds as kink, and the pining to fluff pipeline.

heaven help a fool who falls in love

el desperado/zack sabre jr

10,589 words & outtakes to follow

#wrestlebang #wrestler: zack sabre jr #zack sabre jr #wrestler: el desperado #el desperado #fanfic #zack/despy #njpw fanfic

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i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that

#what is this gallery behind this door you ask #and then you immediately regret asking #that’s the vibe I want #gpoy

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"I'll take his hand and try to pull him inside with me."

#cr spoilers #critical role #dorym #dorian storm #orym #robbie daymond #liam o'brien #i’ll ship it till I collapse

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Source: twitter.com

#h m m m m m m #if I speak…#el desperado #despy #masked wrestlers are all hot

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allelitewrestlings

I couldn't care less. I haven't felt a thing in weeks, Lexy...

#if I speak…#talk geordie to me #pac #aew #you simply love to see it

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#okay because her biggest blorbos aren’t here #going with elp #because the shenanigans would be incredible

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unbearable-swagger

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

#honest to fucking god #2024 won’t take a fucking break #gpoy

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fixed it

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incoherentgoodomenssobbing

If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical

#the wiz #my senior year #i know i don’t post selfies but I assure you absolutely white as white can white #and I was auntie em #whole cast was white #school probably 90% white #and let me be clear #we did not do it well

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Hi, Mass Effect Legendary Edition is on sale for SIX DOLLARS.

That's all three games, almost all the DLCs (rip, Pinnacle Station) including weapon and armor packs, for six goddamn dollars.

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

wheelchair-warrior

on this day, 8 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 9 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 16 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

in-sufficientdata

[ID 1: A shot of Pete Wentz standing on a sidewalk, wearing a beanie. In the background, Bruno Mars is standing halfway turned around, with a surprised and delighted smile on his face.

ID 2: the distracted boyfriend meme, where the oblivious, smiling woman in the red tanktop is labeled “you”, the boyfriend leering at her is labeled “Pete Wentz”, and the jilted girlfriend is labeled “BrunoMars.” end IDs.]

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tatiannamaslany-blog

do-you-have-a-flag

tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

Queueing this for next year

#finally on time #it's gonna be may #memes

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lonelycowboyclub

We're running the Tarot Supercard deck back, this time in beautiful high quality full sized print with gorgeous gold foil details! There are over 20 new artists on the deck, plus some returning favorites from the previous deck. Preorders open this week! Please follow my mailing list or instagram for the quickest updates 🌟

Flighty Artworks

Flighty Artworks Email Forms

carrd.us21.list-manage.com

#tarot deck #art deck #pro wrestling #my original deck is one of my favs #can’t wait for an updated one!

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(if you don't know the character just go off of vibes)

#I mean a wrestling fight yes probably #but it is not a guarantee

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ayyyyy @debbiechanclub capital collision August 30!!!!

SAY WHAT? I WAS JUST THINKING HOW THEY ROBBED ME OF THAT THIS YEAR AND NOW THEY'RE GIVING IT TO ME MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND?!

YOU DESERVE THIS!!!!!!!!

(just announced after Zack’s match!!!)

ayyyyy @debbiechanclub capital collision August 30!!!!

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

#4:38 pm #i’ve got so many spreadsheets to send out #also always thinking did I forget a thing

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